Arrogant bastards shining through. List of demands! Who do they thing they are? Oh yes, Manshesh Shunited.
We were grateful just for somebody to save our club when we were literally days from administration. They are shaking their baby rattles because, let's face it, they're not happy that someone else is better than them.
There are hundreds of thousands of football fans grateful for the chance just to support their team. The togetherness through thick and thin, the trips away, the hard fought wins and heart breaking losses. Not them, in order for their club to be worthy of their support they demand success. Because to them, support is success. It's why they chose united in the first place - to win, to lord it over everyone else, so they didn't have to justify themselves and could just reply with a put down.
Their stadium is a blight on the Manchester skyline. Their football is turgid. Their fans are so self entitled they don't actually want the team to have to play football, they think they should be just given everything. The stands are infested with rats even on a non match day. Their training ground is behind even our old one, deemed unsuitable for a top team. Their clothing ranges are designed to make their fans look like pricks. They buy players out of jealousy to prevent rivals getting them, and then proceed to burn their careers through mismanagement and infighting. They still praise and fear the walking corpse whose pride and self interest, and love of horse spunk, got them into this situation in the first place.
Do they truly think we all hold their club in such regard? That they are a special bastion of British footballing heritage who deserve better than city, cheltenham, east fife or bury? They're a club of drug test dodging, under bathroom door peeping, spoiled meat selling, widow evicting, tragedy milking scumbags.
