Stupid little things that bug you

[lefty goldblatt]

or the one Fanny Craddock made in 1970, granted it wasn't covered in 'jus' back then, it was gravy.

I hope your doughnuts taste like.........

 

[Blue Mist]

1. Cyclists who run red lights then moan when they are run over.
2. People who drive the wrong way in a car park despite huge arrows / signs telling them which is the correct way. They then tell you to fuck off when you point out their error to them.
3. People who ignore signs such as no right turn then proceed to do so and block the road up
4. Clickbait journalists
5. Nagga fucking Manchetty
6. Tradespeople who tell you they will be with you first thing then turn up at 11.00 without any explanation
7. People who you know that spend all day with their phones glued to their ears but take two days to respond to your text by which time it's too late
8. The dustbin men who leave your bin half way down the road but will leave it unemptied if the lid is 1mm open
9. Half and half scarves
10. Dippers, rags, dirty lids fans, Millwall plus a few more
11. The criminal justice system that seems to support the criminals more than the victims

Re number 2. I wasn't saying fuck off I was saying get a life.

:-)

 

[Stoned Rose]

Cunts who think having an old fashioned handle bar / twirly ends moustache in 2022 is acceptable.

 

[Blue Mist]

Cunts who think having an old fashioned handle bar / twirly ends moustache in 2022 is acceptable.

If you put @ before the name of the poster he will see your post.


To save you doing it @gordondaviesmoustache

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

What has really bugged me today is finding out I have to pay £273 to apply for probate for my mums estate!! Her estate is well below IHT limits. It probably takes them 10 mins to review the form and grant the probate yet the cost is that high! They tax you all your life and are then like vultures after you die. I got two invoices from the council that have no description of what she owed them money for! They date back to 2020! Absolute joke.

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

People who let their dog walk them and stretch their dog lead 10 feet across the pavement so I cannot get past.

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

People who park on the wrong side of the road facing oncoming traffic with headlights on.

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

Haha you've been in the kippax toilets at maine road i see

Some blokes treated the Kippax as a toilet when I was a kid. Arse holes.

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

Slugs, vile slimey bastards

Salt.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

And, people who start sentences with "Like."

And call cash machines, ‘ATMs’.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Slugs, vile slimey bastards

I wear flip flops in the Summer, a lot. One evening, I was driving home and I thought, ‘my toes are wet, wonder how though because it’s been dry and warm all week so there aren’t any puddles?’

When I got home, I had a slug squished between my toes.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

British people who call Father Christmas, ‘Santa’.

Father Christmas and Santa, while ending up as pretty much the same figure, are two different people. The figure in British tradition is Father Christmas.

 

[Protein Junkie]

People who park on the wrong side of the road facing oncoming traffic with headlights on.

Don’t talk about Taxi drivers like that :-)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

And call cash machines, ‘ATMs’.

It's one thing typing ATM and another actually saying it.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

British people who call Father Christmas, ‘Santa’.

Father Christmas and Santa, while ending up as pretty much the same figure, are two different people. The figure in British tradition is Father Christmas.

St Niclaus/Nicholas... Santa Claus....Santa.....Coca Cola advert. Dammed Yankies.

 

[DrBlueBob]

People who let their dog walk them and stretch their dog lead 10 feet across the pavement so I cannot get past.

 

[Sibierskii]

People that indicate as they're turning the corner. Whats the fuckin point?

 

[heslops barnet]

I dont think this one is stupid.

People that don't give up their seats on public transport for those in physical need.

They need culling...in my opinion.
Selfish cunts cannot look up from their phones...

Remember using phone boxes to make an IMPORTANT call?

 

[heslops barnet]

People that indicate as they're turning the corner. Whats the fuckin point?

Or people who never indicate turning the corner

 

[heslops barnet]

Christmas fucking music. Yes I know it's December but we get the same shite year after year. Either get some new Christmas jingles or just play stuff released in December.
Cliffucking Richards - shite.
I'm Dreaming of a Blue Wembley but with the wrong words - shite
I saw mommy (it's mummy not mommy) kissing Santa Claus - shite, it wasn't Santa Claus it was the window cleaner in a red dressing gown.
And others too numerous to mention.

Christmas music…..period