Stupid little things that bug you

[Deleted member 77198]

Slugs, vile slimey bastards

I wear flip flops in the Summer, a lot. One evening, I was driving home and I thought, ‘my toes are wet, wonder how though because it’s been dry and warm all week so there aren’t any puddles?’

When I got home, I had a slug squished between my toes.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

British people who call Father Christmas, ‘Santa’.

Father Christmas and Santa, while ending up as pretty much the same figure, are two different people. The figure in British tradition is Father Christmas.

 

[Protein Junkie]

People who park on the wrong side of the road facing oncoming traffic with headlights on.

Don’t talk about Taxi drivers like that :-)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

And call cash machines, ‘ATMs’.

It's one thing typing ATM and another actually saying it.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

British people who call Father Christmas, ‘Santa’.

Father Christmas and Santa, while ending up as pretty much the same figure, are two different people. The figure in British tradition is Father Christmas.

St Niclaus/Nicholas... Santa Claus....Santa.....Coca Cola advert. Dammed Yankies.

 

[DrBlueBob]

People who let their dog walk them and stretch their dog lead 10 feet across the pavement so I cannot get past.

 

[Sibierskii]

People that indicate as they're turning the corner. Whats the fuckin point?

 

[heslops barnet]

I dont think this one is stupid.

People that don't give up their seats on public transport for those in physical need.

They need culling...in my opinion.
Selfish cunts cannot look up from their phones...

Remember using phone boxes to make an IMPORTANT call?

 

[heslops barnet]

People that indicate as they're turning the corner. Whats the fuckin point?

Or people who never indicate turning the corner

 

[heslops barnet]

Christmas fucking music. Yes I know it's December but we get the same shite year after year. Either get some new Christmas jingles or just play stuff released in December.
Cliffucking Richards - shite.
I'm Dreaming of a Blue Wembley but with the wrong words - shite
I saw mommy (it's mummy not mommy) kissing Santa Claus - shite, it wasn't Santa Claus it was the window cleaner in a red dressing gown.
And others too numerous to mention.

Christmas music…..period