David Beckham

[oakiecokie]

He’s not a celebrity, he’s a ****

This should have been in The Life of Brian.

 

[oakiecokie]

There’s a lot you can have a go at Beckham for, not sure him standing in a que and everyone around him realising it’s David Beckham is one you can have a go at him for, what’s he supposed to do? Wear a mask?

I wish his fucking miserable missus would.

 

[Sir peace frog]

cant bring myself to hate him , i know what he has done without a word in public or thanks, i've benefitting from his generosity (well my daughter, and thousands like her)

 

[Barcon]

I'm having a hard time coming up with a more irrelevant person.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Just noticed this thread and immediately thought it must be something new about him instead of just an honest observation about his whole life.

 

[jrb]

Didn’t he try and copyright the sound ‘erm’?

Which he used constantly throughout every sentence he ever spoke.

 

[BlueTG]

Easy life when every aspect is ‘managed’.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

A man with zero principles, he will do anything for a knighthood. His only purpose in life is to be a massive (yes I said it) ****

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

And someone on here was on a TV quiz show.

Same person has apparently been stood up by their favourite musician 1 in 7 times as well.............. ;-)

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

I wish his fucking miserable missus would.

She’d slip out through the eye hole.

 

[eyalluvitt]

A vain middle aged man getting a Hair transplant I can forgive. Pumping your wrinkles with more Botox than Simon Cowell to look good on TV I kind of understand. But choosing Gloryhunter United as your boyhood team growing up in London with Spurs & Arsenal on your doorstep, what an utter c@nt

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

A vain middle aged man getting a Hair transplant I can forgive. Pumping your wrinkles with more Botox than Simon Cowell to look good on TV I kind of understand. But choosing Gloryhunter United as your boyhood team growing up in London with Spurs & Arsenal on your doorstep, what an utter c@nt

London is the stronghold of the rag supporters which is frankly just pathetic when there are so many decent teams they could have followed, if they weren't just pathetic gloryhunting and braindead twats .

Nothing left to say about Beckham and scrawny wife which hasn't already been said, and the idea that the **** is held in high regard following his " efforts " for England is just blatant and click chasing patriotism bullshit.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

And someone on here was on a TV quiz show.

Really? Who and what show?

 

[andyhinch]

Really? Who and what show?

Think it was universally challenged, not sure who though.

 

[Blue Floyd]

The mumbling Cockney media whore.

This twat would attend the opening of a door if it meant photos of him everywhere.

Great player in his time but I'm sick of seeing him tagging himself onto everything he can.

He's not a scouser is he? As we all know the tramps tag themselves onto everything......apart from smashing up coaches, pushing old folk into fountains, causing a crush at the final with forged tickets then denying ever even being there.


God the list is endless.

Anyway, yep, Beckham is a twat.

Probably pops out of his own event calendar on Christmas day.

 

[Vienna_70]

Didn’t he try and copyright the sound ‘erm’?

Which he used constantly throughout every sentence he ever spoke.

The stick insect tried to stop Peterborough using "Posh", even though they’d been using it decades before she ruined our lives by becoming famous.

 

[Vienna_70]

Really? Who and what show?

I think he lives in Americaland now.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

The epitome of style over substance. I had hoped, now his looks have faded to a gurn, he'd have the good grace to fuck off and count his ill-gotten gains. But no such look. A greedy shit that won't flush.

 

[Blue Maverick]

I think he and his wife are pillars of society and fully deserve a knighthood.His children are not pretencious and will go on to greater thing due only to their own merit. There, I've said it.

Surely this should be in the unpopular opinions thread

 

[Vienna_70]

Well, I did hear that Dave Whelan broke his leg some time ago.

Really? He kept that quiet.

Do you have any more details?