David Beckham

[oakiecokie]

He’s not a celebrity, he’s a ****

This should have been in The Life of Brian.

 

[oakiecokie]

There’s a lot you can have a go at Beckham for, not sure him standing in a que and everyone around him realising it’s David Beckham is one you can have a go at him for, what’s he supposed to do? Wear a mask?

I wish his fucking miserable missus would.

 

[Sir peace frog]

cant bring myself to hate him , i know what he has done without a word in public or thanks, i've benefitting from his generosity (well my daughter, and thousands like her)

 

[Barcon]

I'm having a hard time coming up with a more irrelevant person.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Just noticed this thread and immediately thought it must be something new about him instead of just an honest observation about his whole life.

 

[jrb]

Didn’t he try and copyright the sound ‘erm’?

Which he used constantly throughout every sentence he ever spoke.

 

[BlueTG]

Easy life when every aspect is ‘managed’.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

A man with zero principles, he will do anything for a knighthood. His only purpose in life is to be a massive (yes I said it) ****

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

And someone on here was on a TV quiz show.

Same person has apparently been stood up by their favourite musician 1 in 7 times as well.............. ;-)

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

I wish his fucking miserable missus would.

She’d slip out through the eye hole.