Hobbies for the middle aged man

[Tuearts right boot]

Cerveza - beer
Otro - another

Lesson 1 over.

Lived there for 7 years and just managed.......

Lesson No 2

Cuánto fucking cuesta ?

 

[Fat Chance]

Yoga...nearly all the mentioned hobbies involve you being still or with limited range of motion in your hips...if there were shops selling brand new hips theyd be a queue

 

[Sir peace frog]

my eeerm mate has shagged a dwarf but never a hobbi oooohhh hobbies, carry on

 

[Roy Munson]

Getting irrationally angry at Black American women married to members of the Royal Family.

 

[Blue Mist]

Is chess an enjoyable game

Only when using the beads.

 

[heslops barnet]

Would recommend open water swimming to anyone. Probably better waiting a few months for it to warm up slightly as it's the toughest time of year now to start.

Another one as mentioned above, learn a language. Pick a culture you are interested in or a place you really want to visit. You will end up listening to podcasts, music and watching travel vlogs on YouTube as well.

open water swimming sounds great except for all the shit floating about…….

 

[Blue Mist]

Would recommend open water swimming to anyone. Probably better waiting a few months for it to warm up slightly as it's the toughest time of year now to start.

Another one as mentioned above, learn a language. Pick a culture you are interested in or a place you really want to visit. You will end up listening to podcasts, music and watching travel vlogs on YouTube as well.

As Mr Snorky stated about fishing, how da fuck does open water swimming fit the OP's request for indoor hobbies ?

Just askin'

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Learning to sow.

I think you’ll find farming indoors somewhat tricky. Hard to fit the John Deere tractor through the front door.

 

[heslops barnet]

Recommendations would be most helpful..things to do inside?

And no weird shit!

need to get out more…….

 

[staffsblue]

open water swimming sounds great except for all the shit floating about…….

Yeah, I've avoided open water & sea swimming for this very reason.
I do enjoy lido swims though. Seems much less clinical than indoor swims, you get sunshine on your back & fresh air, but the water is treated.
In the summer months I regularly visit Nantwich outdoor pool & when visiting London always go to one of the many brilliant art deco lidos.

 

[splinter]

need to get out more…….

Agreed

 

[heslops barnet]

just have to read how much shit the water companies are discharging into rivers to be put off for life plus farmers shite in ponds, lakes and the like

 

[Nellies left peg]

Porn

Have just bought a blow up doll from someone on Peckham market,he looked a bit dodgy and the doll is making funny hissing noises

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

How about cooking? As I near the “kids are outta the house and I’m thinking about retiring” stage of my life I’ve realized I’ve outsourced so much food prep to my wife (who’s amazing at it) but I know very little and my assistance has been as a mere busboy/dishwasher save a very few things I do know how to cook. So I’m trying to help more as a sous chef for her to start and then onto simple things before trying more complicated stuff. An infinitely interesting hobby that also helps one’s marriage (hopefully)!

 

[heslops barnet]

Recommendations would be most helpful..things to do inside?

And no weird shit!

retired 7 years ago and had no hobbies so I’ve gone back to work part time, don’t fish, bowl, golf etc. so any recommendations would be appreciated as well….indoors or outdoors…..already go hiking but can’t do that everyday

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

And burrito is "little donkey'.

Darwin Nunez means massive donkey on steroids.

 

[BimboBob]

Visit record fairs. Go to record shops. Buy some records. Take them home. Play one. Sit back and enjoy.

 

[hilts]

I want to learn spanish again but not sure if I should bother.
I did it at school 20 years ago but have forgotten 90% of it.
Think if I learn it again, I will just forget it all again as I won't be using it regularly so not much point.

I go Spain a bit so hopefully it will be used a little Learning a language is supposedly good for your memory.

They do speak a bit backwards the Spanish and those fucking verbs:-(

 

[hilts]

Burro means donkey. I only learned that in the last couple of days. Good luck with all the other words.

Gracias Senor Bob

 

[hilts]

Llevo cinco años estudiando español. Empecé con duolingo como tu y ahora mi nivel ha mejorado muchísimo. Escucho podcasts en español todos los días y mi sueño es vivir en España pero ¡el Brexit ha cagado en la leche! como se dice en español.

My dog is small?

:-)