United Thread - 2022/23

[Stephen230]

Sky describing rashford as the “ most inform striker in european football” just fuckin wow!! erlings only got more than double his goals this season!! but that counts for fuck all i guess

I had to check for myself when someone told me he’d only got nine league goals this season.

I mean, the greatest striker in history, having the greatest season of his career. And he ain’t even on course to hit 20 goals.

Foden’s only two behind him and he’s a midfielder who’s spent most of the year on the piss, or whatever it is he’s been up to.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

The rags new mates,the dippers, were dancing in the streets of Copenhagen at last nights result.

Arrangements are being made for them all to meet up at Heathrow and walk arm in arm to Wembley....and they wonder why everyone is laughing at the cunts.

Two holes of the same shitty arse.

 

[Gray]

Give them the trophy now, at least we don’t have to play them in the final.

 

[waspish]

Never watched them last night but was there any mention of five years since there last trophy and how they used to treat this competition with contempt!? Just hope Newcastle do them in the final but we know they’ll be playing against the rags and officials

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Breakfast TV will be dreadful this morning, yesterday the BBC between 8.00-9.00 had one sports segment on the Marshall Islands setting up an international team.... Newcastle didn't get a mention.

Compare and contrast today.

Front and centre on the Beeb. I turned over.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Give them the trophy now, at least we don’t have to play them in the final.

I think it’s a shame as I would been pretty confident of beating them!

 

[toffee balls]

I really fancy Newcastle

 

[KS55]

I had to check for myself when someone told me he’d only got nine league goals this season.

I mean, the greatest striker in history, having the greatest season of his career. And he ain’t even on course to hit 20 goals.

Foden’s only two behind him and he’s a midfielder who’s spent most of the year on the piss, or whatever it is he’s been up to.

Not playing football, that’s for sure.

 

[KS55]

I know it sounds bonkers mate but all the “oh my god they’re back!!!” Posts we’ve seen every time they score followed by a flaccid “hope I’m wrong though :/“ in a desperate attempt to conceal.

I think the press gets to a lot of city fans (although they’ll fight tooth and nail to deny it) and they also start to believe the hype. So they come on here warning everyone that they’re back for real this time lads and subconsciously start wanting united at the top to prove the “told you so” attitude they have was right

Machievelli

 

[vincent]

I really fancy Newcastle

Very impressive that they have only lost one prem game all season and that was in the 96min away at Anfield. At some stage they will have to be a little more positive but the progress Eddie Howe has made has been sensational. Of course he doesn’t get the credit or praise like ETH.

 

[Tb1981]

A stepping stone used by the greatest managers in world football said Neville tonight.
Get fucked you prick, Pep was winning Premier leagues alongside this stepping stone in the same season

Nice narrative that from gary
United are making progress under ten hag….but only because Liverpool, spurs and Chelsea have dropped off a cliff
Next year they will be back to usual.
Remember united have beat villa, burley, Charlton and Nottingham forest to get to Wembley
They were outclassed by arsenal in the big game of the week

 

[Gazza]

A stepping stone used by the greatest managers in world football said Neville tonight.
Get fucked you prick, Pep was winning Premier leagues alongside this stepping stone in the same season

Is that a stepping stone to the better clubs?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Nice narrative that from gary
United are making progress under ten hag….but only because Liverpool, spurs and Chelsea have dropped off a cliff
Next year they will be back to usual.
Remember united have beat villa, burley, Charlton and Nottingham forest to get to Wembley
They were outclassed by arsenal in the big game of the week

Ah yes this progress, they’ve spent more money than the rest of the top four. They currently sit 11 points behind the league leaders (who have a game in hand). If we are round the half way point of the season and the league continues to form they will probably end up 20 points off the top of the league.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Why.
They are still nothing more than average.
Apart from dodgy var and refs

The league table unfortunately says otherwise, they have put a very good run together and St Marcus is feeding the 500 million.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

The league table unfortunately says otherwise, they have put a very good run together and St Marcus is feeding the 500 million.

Marcus rushford is a cheat.

Without the ridiculous decision in the recent derby City would be 2 pts behind Arsenal with a superior goal difference and having to play them twice..
.utd would be in the Europa league placings,fighting it out with Fulham,Brentford and Brighton ,...3 teams whose total transfer outlay put together doesn't come anywhere near utds this season.

We know the Europa league is significant for utd..it's the last trophy they won nearly a decade ago..and guess what..they had to be drawn against every non hoper in that competition to win it,rather like their current 'march' to Wembley in the league cup...

Utd are a team of cheats,backed by var operators and slight handed refs..I am not convinced by them one bit.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Front and centre on the Beeb. I turned over.

Guessed as much didn't bother with it at all today.

 

[hertsblue]

I really fancy Newcastle

Not a chance unfortunately. It will be the same as their last final v Southampton where the officials screwed Southampton over on the day

 

[Grassland Blue]

I really fancy Newcastle

So do I.
Their trophy drought is considerably longer than the rags one, so for that specific reason alone (amongst quite a few others...) I hope the barcodes do the business!

 

[toffee balls]

Not a chance unfortunately. It will be the same as their last final v Southampton where the officials screwed Southampton over on the day

I’m not so sure .
I work with a Geordie and they will get to lift pots at some point.

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

Like the drink only not spelled the same.

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One of my favourite films.