Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Deleted member 77198]

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Not enough makeup on the 2023 one

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Not enough makeup on the 2023 one

And no tattooed eyebrows

 

[malg]

you talking to me ?
its a joke
I'm a republican for your information

Keep them coming. They've all been piss funny.

 

[blue44]

Not enough makeup on the 2023 one

my mrs spends half an hour minimum before going to her work with her make up routine,all to make her skin look lighter,typical Asian.Thats women for yer

 

[fulabeer]

 

[uncle fester]

This month on Netflix...
from the producers of Free Willy & My left foot its


My Free Foot Willy

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Keep the Faith]

..

 

[MCFC68]

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One on the right looks like Pete Burns

 

[horlock_was_super]

 

[SamTheGuru]

Did you hear what happened to the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering whether there really is a dog.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Did you hear what happened to the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering whether there really is a dog.

He couldn’t sleep and didn’t believe in dog?

 

[SamTheGuru]

He couldn’t sleep and didn’t believe in dog?

Close but you are missing dyslexic.

 

[buckshot]

My nephew who is studying for a history exam asked me if I know anything about Galileo. I told him he's just a poor boy from a poor family...

 

[Tuearts right boot]

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Close but you are missing dyslexic.

Dyslexic as in dog not god?

 

[Big Swifty]

He couldn’t sleep and didn’t believe in dog?

I hate to be pedantic, but it's atheists who do not believe in God. Agnostics don't knowif there is a God or not - from the Greek for "not knowing".

 

[frothy]

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True story, takes me back a few years ago my wife's car was in for a service so she borrowed mine to go and see a patient at their home on a very posh road with big driveways, she went up to the wrong address and decided to reverse out and ended up in a similar situation, the AA had to get a crane out to put it back on the road,