A song for Erling...

To the tune of "What do you do, with the drunken Sailor!"



What do you do, with the big Norweigen,

What do you do, with the big Norweigen,

What do you do, with the big Norweigen,

YOU cant stop him scoring,

Erling, Erling Haaland,

Erling, Erling Haaland,

Erling, Erling Haaland,

YOU cant stop him scoring!



We try in SSL2 but still to catch on!?
 
Erling Braut Haaland, he is the fucking man
6ft 4 Norwegian, scores more than his old man.
He plays in blue and white, for Guardiolas men.
And when we win the league, we'll sing this song again.



I'll get me coat
 
To the tune of "What do you do, with the drunken Sailor!"

What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
YOU cant stop him scoring,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
YOU cant stop him scoring!

We try in SSL2 but still to catch on!?
No way. I just came on this thread and I had this tune in my head. I was thinking about Erling instead of ‘Early (in the morning). Im taking this as a sign we should use this
 
Erling Braut Haaland, he is the fucking man
6ft 4 Norwegian, scores more than his old man.
He plays in blue and white, for Guardiolas men.
And when we win the league, we'll sing this song again.



I'll get me coat
Mate, if this wasn’t Zabba’s song I would say go for it. Good job on the lyrics.

Not to say a player owns the rights to a song it’s generally considered a faux paux to re use songs. That might be just a load of old bollocks though.
 
Now it rarely gets a run out for Stones, how about this to the tune of Brimful of Asha:

He's big he's from Norway and he's number 9
Cos he's big he's from Norway and he's number 9
Everyone needs Haaland in the middle
Everyone needs Haaland
 
To the tune of Eton rifles

Sup up your beer an collect your fags
It’s all kickin off at the Etihad
See the heroes of Man City
Watch Erling Haaland cos he’s gonna score three
Hello hooray what a great day for Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland
 
To the tune of "What do you do, with the drunken Sailor!"

What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
YOU cant stop him scoring,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
YOU cant stop him scoring!

We try in SSL2 but still to catch on!?
Great but surely 3 "Erlings" and where's Norweigia?

Anyway...


What do you do with a big Norwegian?
What do you do with a big Norwegian?
What do you do with a big Norwegian?

YOU cant stop him scoring!

Erling, Erling, Erling Haaland!
Erling, Erling, Erling Haaland!
Erling, Erling, Erling Haaland!

YOU cant stop him scoring!
 
To the tune of "What do you do, with the drunken Sailor!"

What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
YOU cant stop him scoring,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
YOU cant stop him scoring!

We try in SSL2 but still to catch on!?
Great to see this get some further traction.....but come on lads & lasses, keep up at the back ;)

  • 24 Oct 2022

    Okay, just so you can all be word perfect and ready to blast this out v Fulham, here's a song sheet for you print out and practice in your mum's bedroom -

    WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGAIN
    WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGIAN
    WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGIAN
    CAN'T STOP HIM FROM SCORING

    ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
    ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
    ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
    CAN'T STOP HIM FROM SCORING

    And repeat...(or add lyrics if you have anything)

    Now, practice your singing/rowing combination, and we're all good to go!
 
Great but surely 3 "Erlings" and where's Norweigia?

Anyway...


What do you do with a big Norwegian?
What do you do with a big Norwegian?
What do you do with a big Norwegian?

YOU cant stop him scoring!

Erling, Erling, Erling Haaland!
Erling, Erling, Erling Haaland!
Erling, Erling, Erling Haaland!

YOU cant stop him scoring!
if you use three Erling's, the rythm is out of the tune, isn't it?
 
To the tune of "What do you do, with the drunken Sailor!"

What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
YOU cant stop him scoring,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
YOU cant stop him scoring!

We try in SSL2 but still to catch on!?
This should have sung since day one. Blast it out Sunday boys.
 
if you use three Erling's, the rythm is out of the tune, isn't it?
You're dead right. My bad. It was the repeating it 3 times that thew me. Well, that's my story.

If we're going to do it right. How about;


What will you do with a big Norwegian?
What will you do with a big Norwegian?
What will you do with a big Norwegian?
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Came to City coz he loves us
Came to City coz he loves us
Came to City coz he loves us
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Play him a long ball and he's on it
Play him a long ball and he's on it
Play him a long ball and he's on it
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Stick him in a scrap and he will win it
Stick him in a scrap and he will win it
Stick him in a scrap and he will win it
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Put him in the box and Kev will find him
Put him in the box and Kev will find him
Put him in the box and Kev will find him
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!

That's what we do with a big Norwegian
That's what we do with a big Norwegian
That's what we do with a big Norwegian
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!
 
You're dead right. My bad. It was the repeating it 3 times that thew me. Well, that's my story.



If we're going to do it right. How about;





What will you do with a big Norwegian?

What will you do with a big Norwegian?

What will you do with a big Norwegian?

Erling, Erling Haaland!



Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Erling, Erling Haaland!



Came to City coz he loves us

Came to City coz he loves us

Came to City coz he loves us

Erling, Erling Haaland!



Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Erling, Erling Haaland!



Play him a long ball and he's on it

Play him a long ball and he's on it

Play him a long ball and he's on it

Erling, Erling Haaland!



Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Erling, Erling Haaland!



Stick him in a scrap and he will win it

Stick him in a scrap and he will win it

Stick him in a scrap and he will win it

Erling, Erling Haaland!



Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Erling, Erling Haaland!



Put him in the box and Kev will find him

Put him in the box and Kev will find him

Put him in the box and Kev will find him

Erling, Erling Haaland!



Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Erling, Erling Haaland!



That's what we do with a big Norwegian

That's what we do with a big Norwegian

That's what we do with a big Norwegian

Erling, Erling Haaland!



Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Erling, Erlienng Haaland!



Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Far post and up he rises

Erling, Erling Haaland!

No hard hard enough to get the simple version going, let's get the simple version going though!!!
 
Great to see this get some further traction.....but come on lads & lasses, keep up at the back ;)

  • 24 Oct 2022

    Okay, just so you can all be word perfect and ready to blast this out v Fulham, here's a song sheet for you print out and practice in your mum's bedroom -

    WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGAIN
    WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGIAN
    WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGIAN
    CAN'T STOP HIM FROM SCORING

    ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
    ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
    ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
    CAN'T STOP HIM FROM SCORING

    And repeat...(or add lyrics if you have anything)

    Now, practice your singing/rowing combination, and we're all good to go!
I would add " You " before Can't stop him scoring.
 
You're dead right. My bad. It was the repeating it 3 times that thew me. Well, that's my story.

If we're going to do it right. How about;


What will you do with a big Norwegian?
What will you do with a big Norwegian?
What will you do with a big Norwegian?
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Came to City coz he loves us
Came to City coz he loves us
Came to City coz he loves us
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Play him a long ball and he's on it
Play him a long ball and he's on it
Play him a long ball and he's on it
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Stick him in a scrap and he will win it
Stick him in a scrap and he will win it
Stick him in a scrap and he will win it
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Put him in the box and Kev will find him
Put him in the box and Kev will find him
Put him in the box and Kev will find him
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!

That's what we do with a big Norwegian
That's what we do with a big Norwegian
That's what we do with a big Norwegian
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!

Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Far post and up he rises
Erling, Erling Haaland!
Brill too many verses but love the chorus .
Far post and up he rises
 
Great to see this get some further traction.....but come on lads & lasses, keep up at the back ;)

  • 24 Oct 2022

    Okay, just so you can all be word perfect and ready to blast this out v Fulham, here's a song sheet for you print out and practice in your mum's bedroom -

    WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGAIN
    WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGIAN
    WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGIAN
    CAN'T STOP HIM FROM SCORING

    ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
    ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
    ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
    CAN'T STOP HIM FROM SCORING

    And repeat...(or add lyrics if you have anything)

    Now, practice your singing/rowing combination, and we're all good to go!
Love this song.....
let's support our team......away day blues getting it going Sunday ....will be jealous of no ticket........villa at home....south stand level 3 will get it going


will support our team.....'The level 3' bar at HT 2nd half .....
 

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