The alternate 100 charges thread

[fitzy blue]

For over inflated Bananas.

 

[M16 citeh]

Fielding an extra player when pidginhio used to knock about

 

[dobingsdobber]

Charge 67:
Moonchester and Moonbeam aren’t actually aliens.

(Shamelessly pinched from Twitter)

Oy,I think that's my lad's account!
Private prosecution to follow after consultation with our lawyers,Messrs.Bodgitt and Scarper.

 

[burning blue soul]

Floodlights are too bright.

 

[theres only one carlito]

Charge 10: Booing the blatantly bent ref at half time

 

[BringBackSwales]

We wrote a joint ridiculous letter to our fans with lfc, somehow equating our actions to be like their’s, when clearly we are much worse than them

 

[Manchester1894]

Those crappy blue moon discs, the windy day when the kiosks fell over and attempted murder via b of the bang

 

[dobingsdobber]

That Manchester City Football Club,during negotiations for the transfer of one Mr.Bernardo Silva,did fail to present
to the afforementioned Mr.Silva,information regarding the annual rainfall and mean-average temperatures in respect
of the City of Manchester,thus causing heightened anguish and mental suffering to both his partner and his canine,one
John Silva,(not to be confused with Mr.Long John Silver,a pirate and brigand).

 

[Half time draw tickets]

Knowingly and wantonly, and against the entire natural order of things, dared to get above our station.

 

[Bradley82]

1. Playing title winning football in shirts of a light blue colour liable to cause offence to other clubs who don't.
2. Causing offence to BIG CLUBS by not being a 'small club' any longer.
3. Having the unheard of cheek of not accepting our natural position of being in the lower half of the Premier league and or Championship table.

Mortal sins them.

 

[MAG]

Centurions again ... we're Man City, we break records for fun ;-)

 

[coolcity]

Finding rich new owners instead of going bankrupt like they were supposed to.

 

[Winchester]

Gary Neville, Tyler, Cararragher still allowed to broadcast live

 

[Berts Neck]

Make it 300 charges and then..

 

[Chippy_boy]

Allowing balloons onto the pitch against Sheffield United in 2009. Should have been docked points for that, surely.

 

[tommybooth]

Surfing in the pissers.

 

[BrianW]

Being owned by a non-white Muslim from the Middle East. That's the real charge.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

The beer in the North Stand at Maine Road wasn't actually Greenhalls

 

[awest]

Stan Gibsons pitch fork had 4 prongs instead of the acceptable three.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Allowing one of our fans to shout at the opposition manager to stay in his technical area and to encourage other fans to shout it when first fan is unable to attend!! ;-)