I broke my leg last week, advice on how to cope with six weeks of inactivity welcomed.

Did i ever tell you about when i broke my shoulder into a few pieces ? Eight months it took to heal but you are belly aching about five weeks!

How is the wanking coming along ? I forgot to say after five weeks of it you will be blind
 
kaz7 said:
Did i ever tell you about when i broke my shoulder into a few pieces ? Eight months it took to heal but you are belly aching about five weeks!

How is the wanking coming along ? I forgot to say after five weeks of it you will be blind
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Is it a competition? Six weeks? This is taking on a Python hue. “When I were a lad, I spent the first ten years of my life in a trunk, being taken out daily to be beaten senseless. And I was grateful. Once my shoulder was broken in 456 places, took five years to heal and on top of being starved and tortured hourly I had to still dig three ton of coal. Bloody luxury. I never had it so good.

As for the wanking? Coming on a treat.
 
Magicpole said:
Is it a competition? Six weeks? This is taking on a Python hue. “When I were a lad, I spent the first ten years of my life in a trunk, being taken out daily to be beaten senseless. And I was grateful. Once my shoulder was broken in 456 places, took five years to heal and on top of being starved and tortured hourly I had to still dig three ton of coal. Bloody luxury. I never had it so good.

As for the wanking? Coming on a treat.
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Glad to hear it , think of all those billions of sperm going down the bog , on second thoughts you should have women delivered to your door and knock them all up , maintainance payments might be a bit high though
 
kaz7 said:
Glad to hear it , think of all those billions of sperm going down the bog , on second thoughts you should have women delivered to your door and knock them all up , maintainance payments might be a bit high though
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I will give it some me serious thought.
 
Stoned Rose said:
Fucks off for months and only comes back because he wants sympathy?

Proper little cunny.

But we love you you daft **** so welcome back.
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I actually came back early to save the day. Since I left in September, City started to lose ground to the Arses. I knew it was my fault, so came back to ensure glory. I should get a plaque inside the fucking Ethihad. A seat for life. The facts are there, since I started like looking in, then logging in results and form has returned. :)
 
Have you thought about popping down to the local supermarket and terrorising the poor destitute souls trying to get the makings of a decent family dinner from the reduced aisle? Could kill a few hours every day...
 
Magicpole said:
I was out for a walk up Carlton hill, ok I was cruising, let it go. It had been pissing down, no change there.
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Gabriel said:
Calton Hill

has been the focus of considerable police and local media interest.
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Magicpole said:
I never knew that about Carlton Hill, if I did, I wouldn’t have gone there at midday in the pissing fucking rain. Never catch a break to get some action. Just a fucking leg break. Where’s the trust?
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That's where you went wrong. You intended to go to Calton Hill in Scotland and ended up on Carlton Hill in Merseyside. Carlton Hill is only famous for the legendary 1980's burned out Vauxhall. Here's the CCTV showing you "Giving it a go!!".

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LWashington said:
That's where you went wrong. You intended to go to Calton Hill in Scotland and ended up on Carlton Hill in Merseyside. Carlton Hill is only famous for the legendary 1980's burned out Vauxhall. Here's the CCTV showing you "Giving it a go!!".

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That's not magicpole, no way he wears his posh clothes for a walk/spot of joyriding in the countryside.
 
Magicpole said:
I actually came back early to save the day. Since I left in September, City started to lose ground to the Arses. I knew it was my fault, so came back to ensure glory. I should get a plaque inside the fucking Ethihad. A seat for life. The facts are there, since I started like looking in, then logging in results and form has returned. :)
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Like I said, a proper daft ****.

;)
 
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