United Thread - 2022/23

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Caff Laffs

“A tubby little wet fart who got his payday and has effectively retired as a footballer. A disgusting individual.”

“Please cash on him in summer while we still can, otherwise we're risking another Pogba situation and we'll struggle to find buyers later on.
He's shit. Sell before the rest of the world realize this as well.”

“I wondered why Pep didn’t seem too bothered to let him go, now I can definitely see why. The Bundesliga was a not the EPL, and should have not been a barometer, I see no signs whatsoever of improvement and he just appears to be weak in every way. I can see him being sold if these performances continue.”

“a good squad player is someone who is willing to sit on the bench and can contribute meaningfully when called upon. McTominay only fulfils the first of these two criteria.”

“Young kids should look up to him as he has shown that you can make it this far whilst having very little footballing ability.”

Wout Carthorse

“I've seen players like Donald Love, James Wilson, Rodrigo Possebon, William Prunier and Gabriel Obertan play for this club.”

“This caricature of an oaf might just be the worst player I've ever seen play for us.
It’s (presumably) not his fault he’s getting the amount of time he is. He was offered the chance to come and play for Man Utd, took it, tried his best but is shit and his manager still hasn’t noticed.
Other than refuse to play, I’m not sure what he’s supposed to do.”

“He's got to be some kind of secret competition winner. Or ETH lost a bet or something.”
 
If they don’t make top 4 surely he’ll be asked why he thought Carthorse was better than Ronaldo. I know he’s a bit of a **** but fvk me after everything he achieved, the Rags fucked him off for this fella. It’s like when Michael Hutchence dropped Helena Christiansen for fucking Paula Yates, it’s a mystery.
 
If they don’t make top 4 surely he’ll be asked why he thought Carthorse was better than Ronaldo. I know he’s a bit of a **** but fvk me after everything he achieved, the Rags fucked him off for this fella. It’s like when Michael Hutchence dropped Helena Christiansen for fucking Paula Yates, it’s a mystery.
Or when Charles chose Camilla over Diana....
 
I was about to post the same. The possession football lasted 2 games because they were hammered.
Ten Hag hasn't changed anything (bar sacking off PR37)
He didn't actually sack him off, just the opposite in fact... when he downed tools and spat his dummy out Ten Hag made him captain to try and appease him, it was only Trannys ongoing determination to get out of the club that meant they eventually gave in and him released.
 
Caff Laffs

“A tubby little wet fart who got his payday and has effectively retired as a footballer. A disgusting individual.”

“Please cash on him in summer while we still can, otherwise we're risking another Pogba situation and we'll struggle to find buyers later on.
He's shit. Sell before the rest of the world realize this as well.”

“I wondered why Pep didn’t seem too bothered to let him go, now I can definitely see why. The Bundesliga was a not the EPL, and should have not been a barometer, I see no signs whatsoever of improvement and he just appears to be weak in every way. I can see him being sold if these performances continue.”

“a good squad player is someone who is willing to sit on the bench and can contribute meaningfully when called upon. McTominay only fulfils the first of these two criteria.”

“Young kids should look up to him as he has shown that you can make it this far whilst having very little footballing ability.”

Wout Carthorse

“I've seen players like Donald Love, James Wilson, Rodrigo Possebon, William Prunier and Gabriel Obertan play for this club.”

“This caricature of an oaf might just be the worst player I've ever seen play for us.
It’s (presumably) not his fault he’s getting the amount of time he is. He was offered the chance to come and play for Man Utd, took it, tried his best but is shit and his manager still hasn’t noticed.
Other than refuse to play, I’m not sure what he’s supposed to do.”

“He's got to be some kind of secret competition winner. Or ETH lost a bet or something.”



I`m still at a loss as to whom this is about. Somebody give me a clue.
 
One day, hopefully in my lifetime, we might see referees standing up to that godawful club. Yesterday, once again, that diving rat-faced čunt was screaming abuse in the ear of the ref and nothing was done.
It seems to happen every week with him: you see him hounding the referee, constantly in his face, abusing the officials, but the media never ever mention it.
That ferret-faced-fucker should have had a dozen red cards by now.
 
One day, hopefully in my lifetime, we might see referees standing up to that godawful club. Yesterday, once again, that diving rat-faced čunt was screaming abuse in the ear of the ref and nothing was done.
It seems to happen every week with him: you see him hounding the referee, constantly in his face, abusing the officials, but the media never ever mention it.
That ferret-faced-fucker should have had a dozen red cards by now.
Won't happen until GPC takes his final breath.

He still has a huge influence at the swamp and within The FA
 
One day, hopefully in my lifetime, we might see referees standing up to that godawful club. Yesterday, once again, that diving rat-faced čunt was screaming abuse in the ear of the ref and nothing was done.
It seems to happen every week with him: you see him hounding the referee, constantly in his face, abusing the officials, but the media never ever mention it.
That ferret-faced-fucker should have had a dozen red cards by now.
The only bonus is whilst he is constantly following the referees around he’s not keeping up with play as the refs are miles off it
 
One day, hopefully in my lifetime, we might see referees standing up to that godawful club. Yesterday, once again, that diving rat-faced čunt was screaming abuse in the ear of the ref and nothing was done.
It seems to happen every week with him: you see him hounding the referee, constantly in his face, abusing the officials, but the media never ever mention it.
That ferret-faced-fucker should have had a dozen red cards by now.
There is actually no excuse for the refs to not sort it out, irritating twats.
 
In every respect,on and off the field,they have hugely improved,but you clearly will not accept anything different to what your blue tints allow you to see,so it's pointless trying to have a balanced discussion.

No one expected a Newcastle win yesterday,and had Casemiro been on the pitch i do not think they would have done.
Nobody expected a Newcastle win? Really? I beg to differ.

For what it's worth, I think you're right that they have improved on and off the field. I would seriously quibble with the word "hugely" though. They have some games now where they play decent acceptable football (which is definitely an improvement), but they are far outweighed by the many games in which they are absolute garbage, yesterday being a fine example.
 
@FantasyIreland I'm about to take the dog out but simply saying they have hugely improved is not really a reply. How have they improved

I thought that Newcastle had a great chance of winning.
The team and 60,000 Geordies wanting to do them after the Caribou cup defeat.
The desire and heart was there.
Were it not for some woeful finishing by the Newcastle strikers, the rags could have had another real tonking.
Nobody expected a Newcastle win, seriously I thought it was nailed on, what were the bookies odds.?
 
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