9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Pam]

#tapinmerchant
#mercenary
#offtoMadridinthesummer

;-)

And you forgot 50 Pence head. We're going to lose count, aren't we?

 

[Big Swifty]

Wasn't Roberto Baggio nicknamed "the divine ponytail"?

If so, Haaland must surely be "the divine pigtail", although somehow it hasn't got the same ring to it

 

[Mr HJ]

Erling has been in my village today drinking raw milk - giant of a man & a lovely down to earth bloke.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

 

[SebastianBlue]

Erling made the goal as much (or more) than Jack with his brilliant movement (both before the ball was launched and as it was in the air), acrobatics, finishing, and vision to even see that audacious strike as a possibility.

 

[Blue and true]

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Made me chuckle

 

[braut]

22 minutes of goals from just this one season alone, and there might still be 15 games left.

 

[BlueTG]

Erling has been in my village today drinking raw milk - giant of a man & a lovely down to earth bloke.

Did you meet him?

 

[trotsky]

Erling has been in my village today drinking raw milk - giant of a man & a lovely down to earth bloke.

Raw milk? As opposed to what - cooked milk?

 

[Mr HJ]

Raw milk? As opposed to what - cooked milk?

Raw as in straight from the cow with no pasteurisation, good for the gut - He visited Comberbach Milk Bot.

 

[Mr HJ]

Did you meet him?

Tried not to be a fanboy ha! Just said hello and asked if he liked the milk and was enjoying the season. He was really chilled out and seemed very happy that he can just be normal. I guess it means a lot - in Spain and Italy he would be constantly mobbed.

 

[drthingy]

Raw as in straight from the cow with no pasteurisation, good for the gut - He visited Comberbach Milk Bot.

Fuck Me that’s him off with listeriosis

 

[Bluewonder]

He makes it look so easy. The run, the touch, the finish. It's like he's playing Fifa.

 

[SamTheGuru]

Nothing but penalties and tap ins again. Get rid.

 

[RayCTID]

Nothing but penalties and tap ins again. Get rid.

He doesn't assist either.

 

[SamTheGuru]

He doesn't assist either.

Or track back.

 

[Blue Maverick]

I can’t believe the Nordic Meatshield hasn’t been snapped up by Durex as a sponsor

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Will go down as the greatest striker ever if he keeps away from injuries. To score the amount of goals he’s doing at his age isn’t normal.

 

[M16 citeh]

He did Bellingham's celebration after the second... Guys got form for teasing the fans!

 

[SebastianBlue]

He did Bellingham's celebration after the second... Guys got form for teasing the fans!

I noticed that…