United Thread - 2022/23

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Yesterday was the first time I've seen much of Weghorst... yet another arrogant prick with an excess of self confidence and a massively over inflated opinion of his own ability and status.

Where do united keep finding these players?

A Championship level player at best yet on the field he acts like he's some kind of club legend who has already won the lot rather than the talentless clogger who has somehow found himself playing for united thanks to the current managers fetish for players from the Dutch farmers league.
 
jacko74 said:
Yesterday was the first time I've seen much of Weghorst... yet another arrogant prick with an excess of self confidence and a massively over inflated opinion of his own ability and status.

Where do united keep finding these players?

A Championship level player at best yet on the field he acts like he's some kind of club legend who has already won the lot rather than the talentless clogger who has somehow found himself playing for united thanks to the current managers fetish for players from the Dutch farmers league.
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No one carries off a dangly cross ear ring better.....
 
the rags were awful yesterday, they dragged Brighton down to their level as they didn’t have the capability to win the game within the 90 minutes. They are not a likeable team in how they play the game, the constant feigning of injury to take the rhythm out of the other team. Fernandez constantly crying to the ref for the other team having the audacity to tackle him.

When City played them in January they weren’t at their best and were attempting to come out of a slumber and lack of balance from the World Cup. We also had Cancelo still stinking the place out as well. During this time the fortunes of both teams have gone in different directions. United look like they are running on empty whilst Pep has found a new balance in the team which has led City to where we are now chasing down three trophies. We need to give this lot a good walloping to remind them they are light years behind City in every aspect of the game.
 
horlock_was_super said:
The so called ‘hairdryer’ treatment is being used once again over at the swamp by the second coming that is ten Bob.
Now pretty much the same group that got rid of the chosen one, Maureen, touché turtle, Olly Golly and wreck it Ralph might start to get a tad miffed at his constant man management style of confrontation and public criticism. Could you imagine if they collectively started to down tools once more.

Oh how we would laugh.
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I doubt Ten Bob has a hairdryer, I mean why would he??
 
Scottyboi said:
Schemichel is a Danish Patrick Bateman fucking loves himself.
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He does, many years ago I was Fred Done’s Account Manager (whilst they were Done Brothers), Fred, who is well connected at the Rags was doing a deal with these Danish guys who wanted to meet Schemichel when they were visiting Manchester. Fred said he could probably make it happen and let them know, their representative said

“that would be great because they think Schemichel is God”

Fred said, they’re not on their own

“Peter thinks he’s fucking God”
 
Ted_Bovis said:
My dad has this thing where he counts the number of times the commentators say ‘Manchester United’ and compares it to their opposition in that game. He makes a tally and tots it up at the final whistle.

Today - rags mentioned 67 times.
BHA - 17
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fletch and darke can match that in warm up never mind during game
 
aguero93:20 said:
81k official. That counts all the empty hospitality seats as sold, just as our 69k does so the real number would have been lower.
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I know that they are still trying to pay off Wembley, but I remember the epic semi finals that were played at neutral grounds that both teams fans could access easily and the atmosphere was off the scale. None of this corporate nonsense, where the ground looks empty. People go for a half-time drink and don't even bother coming back? Why are these knobs even there?
 
Mr Edward's shoe mirror said:
I know that they are still trying to pay off Wembley, but I remember the epic semi finals that were played at neutral grounds that both teams fans could access easily and the atmosphere was off the scale. None of this corporate nonsense, where the ground looks empty. People go for a half-time drink and don't even bother coming back? Why are these knobs even there?
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A lot of the Wembley packages will have been bought by companies, they generally just hand them out for free to any staff or clients that happen to be in London for the weekend.
 
Ted_Bovis said:
My dad has this thing where he counts the number of times the commentators say ‘Manchester United’ and compares it to their opposition in that game. He makes a tally and tots it up at the final whistle.

Today - rags mentioned 67 times.
BHA - 17
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I do similar. I remember Red Clive mentioning them within the first 90 seconds of the fucking world cup final a few years ago
 
Ted_Bovis said:
My dad has this thing where he counts the number of times the commentators say ‘Manchester United’ and compares it to their opposition in that game. He makes a tally and tots it up at the final whistle.

Today - rags mentioned 67 times.
BHA - 17
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I'd love to be stuck next to your Dad at a wedding!!

"These napkins are far too red for my liking. Oh, and the ratio of bar staff who support the rags is 70%, compared to the other 30% who are split between dippers, Everton and City. I will be sending a formal complaint to the management. Why are there red roses on every table? On the way here in the car they had an advert on the radio for BT sport. They mentioned the rags 3 times and didn't mention City once, despite the game being advertised did not involve City, but you know that they are all rag fans. ALL OF THEM. Did you know that your blood is actually blue, but the man has conditioned our brains to only see red, that is why I wear these blue glasses so that everything is the correct colour. Do you want to see my tattoo..."

*drops trousers*

*A woman screams*
 
Mr Edward's shoe mirror said:
I'd love to be stuck next to your Dad at a wedding!!

"These napkins are far too red for my liking. Oh, and the ratio of bar staff who support the rags is 70%, compared to the other 30% who are split between dippers, Everton and City. I will be sending a formal complaint to the management. Why are there red roses on every table? On the way here in the car they had an advert on the radio for BT sport. They mentioned the rags 3 times and didn't mention City once, despite the game being advertised did not involve City, but you know that they are all rag fans. ALL OF THEM. Did you know that your blood is actually blue, but the man has conditioned our brains to only see red, that is why I wear these blue glasses so that everything is the correct colour. Do you want to see my tattoo..."

*drops trousers*

*A woman screams*
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"Why is there only a choice of red or white wine? Bloody rag picking the wines"
 
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