Media thread 2022/23

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Sky Sports News just apologised for Pep using the word ‘bullshit’ in his press conference. It was just in normal conversation, it wasn’t an outburst.
The world has gone mad…
 
If we do win the treble we will do it with more points, more goals scored, less conceded, having put six past them and four past Liverpool. We will have beaten Arsenal to the title, Bayern, Real Madrid, and probably AC Milan. We will have won the first ever all-Manchester FA Cup Final. Our leading player will have scored more than 50 goals. Apparently this will not compare with United's huge league tally of 79 points. Whatever!
Their 79 points in 1999 wouldn't have won the title in any season since.
 
It’s not organic when it’s all done by extending business loans. Their debt is going up not down, how is living way beyond their means on the never, never a stable way to run a football club? No wonder they stash their accounts away in the Cayman Islands, I bet there’s some right skeletons jangling away.
Spot-on. Borrowing and not paying back is not a sustainable business model. It is the opposite of organic growth.
 
"Organic" is quite the statement when the squad assembled was in excess of £40 million including Dwight Yorke from Villa for £12.6 million and record fee for a defender at the time, Jaap Stam at £10.6 million.

Even Schmeichel was bought for £500k in the early 90's, Dennis Irwin was around £600k etc. That squad based on the fees going around today would suggest the Rags were ahead of their time with spending having hoovered up income from the Sky TV rebranding, and being in the right place at the right time. Murdoch supports them I'm sure?

Not to worry, we can pitch in Phil, Rico and give Cole a run in off the bench so that we appear a little more "organic"
 
To be perfectly fair the media coverage has been a lot better of late, there is far less venom spouted than years past

Part of the reason is the kiss and make up in the gulf region, I am convinced that much of the pure hate that was written about City was paid for content by enemies of the UAE.

Strangely lots of fans of other clubs claim there is a media agenda against them (Liverpool fans believe it or not do) the only ones who don't are United fans, they have had their client journalists installed for years
 
"Organic" is quite the statement when the squad assembled was in excess of £40 million including Dwight Yorke from Villa for £12.6 million and record fee for a defender at the time, Jaap Stam at £10.6 million.

Even Schmeichel was bought for £500k in the early 90's, Dennis Irwin was around £600k etc. That squad based on the fees going around today would suggest the Rags were ahead of their time with spending having hoovered up income from the Sky TV rebranding, and being in the right place at the right time. Murdoch supports them I'm sure?

Not to worry, we can pitch in Phil, Rico and give Cole a run in off the bench so that we appear a little more "organic"
I think the same season, or the season after that Michael Kinghton was in for them (club cost - £10m) they spent about £9m in the transfer market. So they spent 90% of the club's entire value. That's really organic!
 
Organically?

About ten years after they’d stacked the deck in their favour? Using the money that move had bestowed upon them to break transfer record after transfer record? To use the domestic income and glory that provided to guarantee qualification for a recalibrated European Cup, the revised finances for which helped further cement the gap between them and those their machinations had left behind?

There was fuck all ‘organic’ about united’s treble win in 1999. It was the culmination of a series of conscious commercial moves to concentrate more and more wealth in the hands of a few clubs, of which united would be at the apex. It was as a result of united et al creating a landscape where they would take revenue away from other clubs in order to widen the gap between them. A decision to break a convention of wealth distribution in football that had lasted a century.

The fact that the team that won the treble had quite a few youth players is merely a sideshow to the main event.

And the irony is, which Herbert’s tiny mind will manifestly struggle to comprehend, is the City model that he so despairs of, arose from what United did in the late 80s and early 90s. The treble win in ’99 was a staging post in the journey to the club City are today.

People say that Pep wouldn’t have come to City if it wasn’t for all the money, and whilst there’s an undeniable truth in that, it’s equally correct to say Mansour wouldn’t have bought the club if united and their cohort hadn’t been such greedy cunts 30 years ago, making the opportunities for commercial revenue from English football so enticing.

The Cambridge Online Dictionary defines ‘organic‘ (inter alia) as follows:
happening or developing naturally over time, without being forced or planned by anyone

The cunts certainly didn’t plan for what happened to City; that seems pretty organic to me.
Beautifully put, sir.
 
"Organic" is quite the statement when the squad assembled was in excess of £40 million including Dwight Yorke from Villa for £12.6 million and record fee for a defender at the time, Jaap Stam at £10.6 million.
The top four in 1999 were united, Arsenal, Chelsea and Leeds, in that order.

United's turnover was £62.8m, and their squad cost was £54.6m. Wages were £29.1m
Arsenal's turnover was £48.6m, and their squad cost was £47.4m. Wages were £26.5m
Chelsea's turnover was £45.9m, and their squad cost was £45.9m. Wages were £24.9m
Leeds' turnover was £35.4m, and their squad cost was £30.4m. Wages were £17.4m

Organic, my fucking arse.
 
The top four in 1999 were united, Arsenal, Chelsea and Leeds, in that order.

United's turnover was £62.8m, and their squad cost was £54.6m. Wages were £29.1m
Arsenal's turnover was £48.6m, and their squad cost was £47.4m. Wages were £26.5m
Chelsea's turnover was £45.9m, and their squad cost was £45.9m. Wages were £24.9m
Leeds' turnover was £35.4m, and their squad cost was £30.4m. Wages were £17.4m

Organic, my fucking arse.
Can you send that to the daily fail? :)
 
Standby for rejoicing if it doesn’t happen or weeks and weeks over preseason of the media explaining why it wasn’t as good as the rags go at it.
They'll be right though. If we win the treble it won't be anywhere near as dramatic as the rags winning it, since they were shite and it was a massive fluke on par with Leicester winning the league and we're the best side in club football currently.
 
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