Stupid little things that bug you

[Magicpole]

People who say, “if it’s for you, it won’t go by you”.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

people who don't wipe their arses properly after having a shit.









especially when that person happens to be a woman on top of you,
going at it, sweating like billy-oh, hotel room or elsewhere...

if you suddenly smell the smell of shit it's too late,
gravity will already be moistening your sac with brown juice.

I know someone who was bumming this girl and when he pulled out she involuntarily shat up his body.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

I know someone who was bumming this girl and when he pulled out she involuntarily shat up his body.

i know someone who likes to be voluntarily shat upon.
he's married, wife not into it.
he found a woman on adultwork who offered this service.
he sees her all the time now, doesn't pay any more, she loves it.

funny old world.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I know someone who was bumming this girl and when he pulled out she involuntarily shat up his body.

i know someone who likes to be voluntarily shat upon.
he's married, wife not into it.
he found a woman on adultwork who offered this service.
he sees her all the time now, doesn't pay any more, she loves it.

funny old world.

The kind of conversation that belongs on a Sunday afternoon. Respect to you both, and the ladies involved

 

[BrianW]

i know someone who likes to be voluntarily shat upon.
he's married, wife not into it.
he found a woman on adultwork who offered this service.
he sees her all the time now, doesn't pay any more, she loves it.

funny old world.

'how different is the home life of our own dear Queen'

 

[bluebc]

i know someone who likes to be voluntarily shat upon.
he's married, wife not into it.
he found a woman on adultwork who offered this service.
he sees her all the time now, doesn't pay any more, she loves it.

funny old world.

I know somebody ….. etc.. ok ( eye rolling emoticon )

 

[Deleted member 13905]

I know somebody ….. etc.. ok ( eye rolling emoticon )

perish the thought, my dear fellow.
i just posted earlier that i don't even like a dribble-down of brown.

and i'm not married.

and i've never used adultwork.
(though it's always worth a gander of women in your postode area to see if you recognise any of them)

 

[Koniec]

i know someone who likes to be voluntarily shat upon.
he's married, wife not into it.
he found a woman on adultwork who offered this service.
he sees her all the time now, doesn't pay any more, she loves it.

funny old world.

I knew someone who had a glass table for a certain purpose…..

 

[idahoblues]

Same goes for white towels in hotels. I stayed in a hotel for New Years eve in Montreal a few years ago.
Had a shower the next day. Dried myself off with a white towel and put a 16" bacon strip up the length of it from drying my arsehole.

Haha, you don't clean your cornhole in the shower ?

 

[Barcon]

Haha, you don't clean your cornhole in the shower ?

I thought I did. Must have sharted. I drank a lot of beer that night.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

i know someone who likes to be voluntarily shat upon.
he's married, wife not into it.
he found a woman on adultwork who offered this service.
he sees her all the time now, doesn't pay any more, she loves it.

funny old world.

Brilliant!

I knew someone who had a glass table for a certain purpose…..

There was a story about an ex-rugby union coach at Sale who used to make his wife hold in her shit and when he got home he’d lie under a glass table cracking one off while she shat on it from above.

Can’t remember his name now.

 

[Blue Mist]

I knew someone who had a glass table for a certain purpose…..

Or the other reason as Joseph Wambaugh described in his police novel The Choirboys.
A woman copper came out the shower and sat on a glass table only to find after a few minutes a male colleague underneath the table licking it. Apparently he was trying to eat pressed ham through the cellophane wrapper.

 

[talkativesprout]

Brilliant!

There was a story about an ex-rugby union coach at Sale who used to make his wife hold in her shit and when he got home he’d lie under a glass table cracking one off while she shat on it from above.

Can’t remember his name now.

This rumour has been doing the rounds since at least 1989. I remember a big gay ex soldier i used to work with explaining how one of his boyfriends would make him do it. I was reminded of it by an episode of Inside Number 9 i watched last week.

This must be one of those wanking and finding tea and biscuits at the side of your bed moments

 

[Barcon]

This rumour has been doing the rounds since at least 1989. I remember a big gay ex soldier i used to work with explaining how one of his boyfriends would make him do it. I was reminded of it by an episode of Inside Number 9 i watched last week.

This must be one of those wanking and finding tea and biscuits at the side of your bed moments

That would be great.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

That would be great.

Unless they were custard creams or malted milks. Not a pervert like, but they must be bourbons or choc digestives

 

[Barcon]

Unless they were custard creams or malted milks. Not a pervert like, but they must be bourbons or choc digestives

I'll take any of those over a look of disgust from the wife.

 

[1961_vintage]

This must be one of those wanking and finding tea and biscuits at the side of your bed moments

Hob knobs?

 

[doots]

celtic

 

[Koniec]

Or the other reason as Joseph Wambaugh described in his police novel The Choirboys.
A woman copper came out the shower and sat on a glass table only to find after a few minutes a male colleague underneath the table licking it. Apparently he was trying to eat pressed ham through the cellophane wrapper.

The old glass bottomed boat, thanks to Viz Profanisaurus for that one.

 

[laserblue]

Brilliant!

There was a story about an ex-rugby union coach at Sale who used to make his wife hold in her shit and when he got home he’d lie under a glass table cracking one off while she shat on it from above.

Can’t remember his name now.

Probably the turd team coach.

I'll get my coat.