Stupid little things that bug you

The blind!
No, I've got nothing against blind people, sometimes I wish I was blind.. that old question, what would you rather be? deaf? or blind? The older I get the more i think being blind ain't so bad, but why do they wear sunglasses? Makes me think they can see a little bit
 
Bill Walker said:
Those long long long extendable dog leads.
Surely a dog should be trained to walk by your side at your pace.
I nearly fell over one the other day as I didn't see it stretched across the path. They're not even high vis, so you can't see them. Should be banned.
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They're also dangerous for dogs. They should indeed be banned.
 
MellowJoe said:
The blind!
No, I've got nothing against blind people, sometimes I wish I was blind.. that old question, what would you rather be? deaf? or blind? The older I get the more i think being blind ain't so bad, but why do they wear sunglasses? Makes me think they can see a little bit
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So they can look like Roy Orbison walking a labrador.
 
Bill Walker said:
So drone can stick his knob in them.
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That’s how they’re made. Same with ring donuts.

Wankers in pubs here. Few of us sat watching the Old Firm derby and an Evertonian walks in three minutes after kick off demanding the Leeds v Newcastle match. The barmaid tries to put both on but turns our match off. Takes her a few minutes to get ours back on and we miss the first Gers goal. He laughs at us. Five minutes later he’s at the fruit machine and now he’s left.
 
MCFC Wirral said:
That’s how they’re made. Same with ring donuts.

Wankers in pubs here. Few of us sat watching the Old Firm derby and an Evertonian walks in three minutes after kick off demanding the Leeds v Newcastle match. The barmaid tries to put both on but turns our match off. Takes her a few minutes to get ours back on and we miss the first Gers goal. He laughs at us. Five minutes later he’s at the fruit machine and now he’s left.
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Don’t worry. I’m sure they’ll be another Old Firm game next week. And the week after.
 
Left handed batsmen. The team we played earlier had 5 straight in the top order. What are the chances of that? Twats to bowl at, Im fucked everything hurts
 
MCFC Wirral said:
Awful taxi drivers who think having a sat nav lets them provide a great service. Three of the last four have taken wrong directions including missing vital turnings and driving up dead ends.

Two didn’t even bother to check where I was going and took me a mile in the wrong direction. Not to mention loud radios, being on the phone etc.

This app based rubbish has completely disrespected and devalued the trade of being a cabbie.
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Todays from Liverpool to the fun pub for food was a spectacular one.

You can follow their progress on the app and he went from one minute to five minutes after turning round. He then drove straight past me. I got a “what name is it?” shouted at me through the tiniest crack of window three times before he let me in. The interior was filthy, he scratched and sniffed throughout and then had his phone playing awful music in the straight run.

The one last year who thought Bradford Park Avenue FC were Bradford Bulls rugby was special too. I’d quit if I was this bad at a job.
 
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