United Thread - 2022/23

[Vienna_70]

I didn't watch it but saw this.

If his assessment of this situation is as accurate as his analysis of Pep's impact on the Premier League, we are in the clear.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

The reason they stay so long is cos no other fucker wants them.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

so are they getting taken over then or not?

We took over them years ago ;)

 

[Bluesince1979]

State of that wiring from his telly, tidy the fucker up , bury them in the wall or get some trunking.

Only cunts have their telly wall mounted

 

[yeah whatever !!]

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"one owner (a little old lady who used it to go to bingo on a thursday night), never raced, lovely runner, MOT'd to the end of June, I'm losing money if I sell it for £5k..."

What's the difference between Trotters Independent Traders and the scum ?
Ones a brilliant laugh a minute comedy show who's wheel has fallen off its wagon whilst trying to wheel and deal in crap purchases.
The other one' is pictured above.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Got a horrible feeling there might be another deadline though................

oops !! I thought you meant dead lion.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I didn't watch it but saw this.

He cannot explain what the charges are can he? For someone pretending to be some font of knowledge of football he doesn’t add anything to the debate. Another one who will be crying in the future when this goes away.

 

[Protein Junkie]

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That’s brilliant mate. Underneath the table he’s wearing shorts with long socks and Jesus sandals.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I didn't watch it but saw this.

The only thing he’s breaking down is his own mental health.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

He looks like one of those alt-right incel podcast weirdos.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Only cunts have their telly wall mounted

Haha, guilty as charged.

 

[Blue Mist]

Yesterday the Premier League with the agreement of all clubs banned total leveraged buy outs, i.e. the Glazers. Now when buying a club only 65% of a clubs value can be funded by debt.
That surely rules out Chelsea Jim from buying the rags doesn't it ?

 

[waspish]

Yesterday the Premier League with the agreement of all clubs banned total leveraged buy outs, i.e. the Glazers. Now when buying a club only 65% of a clubs value can be funded by debt.
That surely rules out Chelsea Jim from buying the rags doesn't it ?

More like that banker who is worth 1.2b Ratcliffe is only offering 3b for 50% so more likely it be Ratcliffe..

 

[BrianW]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

It's only their deep-seated love of the Rags that stopped Phil Jones and Martial from signing for Barcelona years ago. Apparently, they were offered 600k a week each, but they said 'Nah, thanks, we love Stretford too much.'

Just to add, Luke Shaw was off to Real but found out there were no Greggs in Madrid, so he told them to stick their money.

 

[KS55]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

The alternative way of looking at this:
Rags have the most useless unsaleable players in the league.

 

[mcfc64]

Have they set a new deadline for the new deadline yet !

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

Tony Marshal is on an eye watering contract for the amount of effort he puts in, and who else would have signed Phil the Face?

They aren't 'loyal', they're mercenaries.

 

[SWPISHOME]

The only thing he’s breaking down is his own mental health.

Good things he's not breaking down the amount of food he eats in a day! He'd have to make a a fucking series the fat fuck.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Have they set a new deadline for the new deadline yet !

Nothings going to happen until the blue Chelsea cones are put on the road outside Carrington.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

In other words, they buy players for massively inflated fees, give them ridiculous wages and long contracts, and can't get rid of them.