United Thread - 2023/24

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dadnlad said:
yellow ticker on arselicknews
united player starts in game
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I've just walked in the pub for a quiet, I stress quiet pint. These fuckers are on tele. I assume a pre-season friendly ? In America?
All I've heard is a rag wankathon and Mount's the second coming of god never mind christ.
How these didn't win the league last year, their players are brilliant
 
Blue Mist said:
I've just walked in the pub for a quiet, I stress quiet pint. These fuckers are on tele. I assume a pre-season friendly ? In America?
All I've heard is a rag wankathon and Mount's the second coming of god never mind christ.
How these didn't win the league last year, their players are brilliant
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It’s like if they keep saying it , it must be true , and it will happen…
 
The Salford lad. said:
It’s like if they keep saying it , it must be true , and it will happen…
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Well I can now answer everyone on here who asks why their supporters are such insufferable wankers.
It appears it is Mutv. I do not think Noth Korea bullshits as much as these commentators. The feed the morons the shit they want to hear, Mount was, is, always will be the greatest, some wank is the best in the league (I missed who) and Fred, fuck me, I thought they were selling the useless shit, why? According to these clowns he is the best midfielder this side of the Pacos*


*I remember that line from a Cowboy film.
 
Lovebitesandeveryfing said:
It's hardly worth looking on the caf, to be honest, because what you pick up fairly quickly is that a truly huge proportion of posters are nowhere near Trafford Park and have never set foot in it in their lives. In that sense, what they claim is true — they are a world club. With a relatively weak local base. A very strange hybrid monster.
I think that this is even more true of them than it is of LFC, although I couldn't quantify it of course. I mean it specifically of those who post on Redcafé, as opposed to RAWK. There are a load of authentic Liverpudlian nutters posting on the latter, I believe. Not that I've looked on there for several years.
A few years ago, in a pub, I very briefly met a young Australian, clearly on holiday in Europe, who intoned very solemnly, “I'm a United supporter”. For a brief second, I thought of asking him, quite neutrally, “And when did you last step through the turnstiles?”
And then I thought, why bother. Did not pursue the conversation.
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One simple question...." Why ?? "
 
Blue Mist said:
I've just walked in the pub for a quiet, I stress quiet pint. These fuckers are on tele. I assume a pre-season friendly ? In America?
All I've heard is a rag wankathon and Mount's the second coming of god never mind christ.
How these didn't win the league last year, their players are brilliant
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They won 2-0 does that put them top of the league ..
 
Just put slysports on.
I don't know why cos I never do.
Wanking about the rags winning a friendly against Leeds.
That's that off .
I remember now why I've not looked at the shit channel for years
 
The perfect fumble said:
Bloody hell! A deviant on the take! You should join the Tories ;-)

From RedCafe....

"A friend in Manchester tells me that the deviant who runs that site is on the Abu Dhabi Do (and Don’t) payroll, to censor any conflicting opinion. The chairman apparently has an account, and even Pep goes on it for his populist content for press conferences. The insecurity throughout that organisation is alarming."
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Fucking hell. That's right out of RAWK.

No shame either in saying 'a friend in Manchester '
 
Phil1 said:
We laugh, but these are real people behind those accounts and genuinely believe the shit they post on there. Football sends folk fucking bananas, it really does. It's not going to get any better either. The next generation who have grown up with their football fix provided by SM are going to be unbearable.
I'm so glad I was lucky to live and breathe the game in the era I did before it became a big fucking pantomime. More importantly I'm so glad I was brought up in Manchester when those cunts ruled the roost and gave it us in spades never ever expecting the karma that was about to hit them.
Fuck them all. Knowing we've broken them from top to bottom was worth the 30 odd years of shit. We may fade away eventually but to be alive and witness their downfall has been wonderful.

Cunts.
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Not just football. Nip onto the politics threads on here. Barmy.
 
domalino said:
It's a cultural thing I suppose, but it doesn't make it less vile.

This is a map of countries where marital rape is legal (red). Most of the comments you described come from people in red countries. They just don't see incidents like Giggs, Greenwood (or the other players arrested for similar crimes) in the same way as us.

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Rape is legal?
 
Phil1 said:
We laugh, but these are real people behind those accounts and genuinely believe the shit they post on there. Football sends folk fucking bananas, it really does. It's not going to get any better either. The next generation who have grown up with their football fix provided by SM are going to be unbearable.
I'm so glad I was lucky to live and breathe the game in the era I did before it became a big fucking pantomime. More importantly I'm so glad I was brought up in Manchester when those cunts ruled the roost and gave it us in spades never ever expecting the karma that was about to hit them.
Fuck them all. Knowing we've broken them from top to bottom was worth the 30 odd years of shit. We may fade away eventually but to be alive and witness their downfall has been wonderful.

Cunts.
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There are clearly lots of people with serious mental health issues, and the posts referred to simply confirm that.

They are really to be pitied, but seeing as they are rag " supporters ", fuck them!

Their pain and distress is simply payback for all the arrogant shit they have handed out over the years - and especially that fucking banner !!
 
BrianW said:
We should confess that we're all on the Abu Dhabi payroll, and that's why we're here.

That £500 in a brown envelope that the Sheikh puts through my door every Tuesday comes in right handy. It's always nice to see him stop outside in his Rolls with his entourage - the neighbours are very impressed as they think he's a mate of mine.
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He pays me £1000 a week and I use some of this to buy my season ticket.
He told me the club use this money to put towards paying Haaland 900k per week.
 
manclad said:
HRH is always in his Lambo when he calls around to my place with my monkey.
I told him that driving around the streets of Newton Heath in a Roller is a bit ostentatious,he will have the local plod thinking he is a crack dealer .
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FFS one of Newton Heaths most famous posters is bad enough on the Joey Holts and now you mention crack, thats fucked it ;-)
 
PeterBarnesShorts said:
So when they sign this new keeper,would that be 3 or 4 players that the manager has signed,having worked with them at Ajax?!Nobody seems the slightest bit concerned that he seems insecure and needs his friends with him,either that or he has a serious lack of imagination!Besides,..were that Ajax team really that good?!
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Ì heard that Schteve McClaren is going to help him coach the players.
 
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