Josko Gvardiol

[Berts Neck]

Latest PM from Tommy's Hairpiece..some lovely Croation bloke landed at Barton..stopped by customs as wearing some kind of mask and refusing to remove it as he has Bells Palsy.so started thinking about the KING.Txiki is going nuts by all accounts..Rambling on about Brexit and PL accounts..Pep has just come from a local Tapas bar and trying to calm stuff down..also saying Mahrez was so left footed would constantly walk in circles..wants a new RW.

 

[Bluewonder]

Dias
Gvardiol
Stones

We arguably have the three best centre backs in world football.

 

[jimharri]

Doubt we’ll be playing all the first team squad in same half so don’t expect a great result. They’re at least 3 weeks ahead of us in pre season training

I couldn't give less of a fuck about sunday. We lost the Community Shield last August to TMM™, and the season didn't turn out too badly, did it?

 

[JTFactsPlz]

yoshko. j is always like y in croatian, š is like sh in shoe for example.

And so we can be clear on it once and for all, how do you pronounce "Gvardiol"?

 

[Vienna_70]

I'm delighted that he will cost us less than Magliar cost the rags.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

8-)

Simon fucking Stone:

Gvardiol lost 7-0 at Etihad Stadium in last season's Champions League.

Was he playing on his own against us?

That’s not bad for nasty petty ****

 

[jimharri]

Dias
Gvardiol
Stones

We arguably have the three best centre backs in world football.

After Martinez, VVD and Saliba, obviously.

 

[remember arthur mann]

""City are privately delighted with the deal - less than Manchester United paid for Harry Maguire"

Owch, very bitchy Simon, you will be getting black balled from OT

 

[r.soleofsalford]

After Martinez, VVD and Saliba, obviously.

‍:-)

 

[Bluewonder]

After Martinez, VVD and Saliba, obviously.

Saliba might make our bench.

If Akanji is injured.

 

[Kippax77]

Simon fucking Stone:

Gvardiol lost 7-0 at Etihad Stadium in last season's Champions League.

Was he playing on his own against us?

Obviously still fuming that our new signing as come in under the record the rags paid for the Slab.

Switch the piss pot off now Simon, I believe it's fully boiled

 

[BringBackSwales]

Dias
Gvardiol
Stones

We arguably have the three best centre backs in world football.

Ake Akanji and Laporte not too shabby either

 

[eyalluvitt]

Finally

 

[jrb]

Off camera after the report he couldn't stop crying and was physically sick.

Lol! What an absolute croc of shite!

Messi's run around Josko in the World Cup may have effected his valuation.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

“What a good signing he’ll be for Manchester ynited”

Fuck off you gormless ****

 

[vanchi]

And so we can be clear on it once and for all, how do you pronounce "Gvardiol"?

just as it is, g is not silent. this is an awful explanation, sorry. i’ll post videos where he says his name, although he’s a bit weird, he sometimes changes the way he says his last name, people usually don’t do that.

he says his name at about 0:47


first video in this article is joško, touch for sound

Lijepa priča u Zagrebu: Hrvatski sportaši podržali humanitarnu utrku Run for Down ove subote!

Podršku ovoj utrci pružili su Joško Gvardiol, Mislav Oršić, Tin Srbić, Borna Sosa, Lovro Majer, Dominik Livaković, Filip Zubčić, Luka Ivanušec, Matea Parlov Koštro, Luka Stepančić, Igor Karačić...

www.24sata.hr

 

[cityman14364]

Using that logic, Martinez (aka "The Butcher") must be shite, seeing as he played in the 0-4 at Brentford, the 6-3 at the Emptihad and the 7-0 at TMM™.

The oompah loompah is shite, during that 7 nil massacre,look what no salad did to him for the 3rd goal. Just imagine the floods of tears at cold trashford, knowing you got slabby maguire,and freebie 110 year old evans at the back next season.

 

[jimharri]

The oompah loompah is shite, during that 7 nil massacre,look what no salad did to him for the 3rd goal. Just imagine the floods of tears at cold trashford, knowing you got slabby maguire,and freebie 110 year old evans at the back next season.

Hey; we were allegedly interested in JFE 3 or 4 years back!

 

[Chi-town blues]

Dias
Gvardiol
Stones

We arguably have the three best centre backs in world football.

tbf Stones is a false cb and the rest is history.

 

[foggy1974]

peps going from midfielders in all positions to cbs everywhere

Is Big Fat Sam taking over from Pep