United Thread - 2023/24

[Vienna_70]

New season; same old dirty rags.

 

[malg]

Silly twats are protesting again tonight.

Leader of a supporters group who is a cockney by the way being interviewed on sky sports saying the Glazers need to invest more into the club. must of missed them spending nearly £200M on players this summer

You'd like to think that a knowledgeable journalist would call them out on it....

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Think it's safe to say these twats will be nowhere near us this season

 

[ErlingHaaland]

Think it's safe to say these twats will be nowhere near us this season

Wolves will be closer to us than these silly fuckers !!

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Idiots in a pub cheering like they won the league already.

You are playing a relegation team FFS!

 

[SebastianBlue]

Idiots in a pub cheering like they won the league already.

You are playing a relegation team FFS!

* being destroyed by a

 

[Moss Side's Finest]

So ederson conceded a pen last season for jumping into a player but onana is deemed legitimate

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

https://x.com/swearingsport/status/1691189817390886912?s=61&t=7tL-6ZdIp4OZ9iP_GTVkNA

 

[kp220]

From the BBC Sport website…

90+5 mins

Post update​

Man Utd 1-0 Wolves
Play is delayed as an idiot has run onto the pitch. He's dealt with no

oh if only I could think of a reply to put on here ……

 

[SebastianBlue]

“Scientists at the Ole Toilette Super Collider have made a landmark discovery proving the existence of Antifergie time. The invisible substance, that makes up an estimated 90% of the the Salfordverse, causes added time to be removed from existence when net red shift is detected to have a value of one or greater. This historic finding finally puts to an end a heated debate over the United Theory of Relativity, which posited that time moves at different rates depending on the brownbag quotient. More to follow as the story develops.”

 

[bennyboy]

Terrible var decision.

 

[bluemick1]

So ederson conceded a pen last season for jumping into a player but onana is deemed legitimate

Illegitimate

 

[PragueBlue]

Looked absolutely dogshit today but once again the officials to the rescue. Totally bent.

 

[RayCTID]

Polish that one.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Still shit. Point thieves.

 

[SebastianBlue]

From the BBC Sport website…

90+5 mins

Post update​

Man Utd 1-0 Wolves
Play is delayed as an idiot has run onto the pitch. He's dealt with no

oh if only I could think of a reply to put on here ……

Maguire thought he had been subbed on.

 

[skillman]

Haha. Fucking hell. Outplayed completely.

And a dodgy VAR decision. Bodes well for their season.

Obviously desperate to play counter attacking football but unless Rashford is on form then it won’t work.

 

[waspish]

Every week we going go have another lucky var decision

 

[cityman14364]

Anyone surprised that var didnt even tell the ref to look at that? Disgraceful decision.wolves superb.

 

[Moss Side's Finest]

Don't understand how they didn't even get the ref to check the screen. Insult to injury they then book the manager for being upset by it