United Thread - 2023/24

[Gray]

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Why have they got the Netherlands flag after The 1958?

 

[freshie]

Fucking hell this is hilarious

 

[TonyM]

Shirley Knot

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Fucking hell this is hilarious

Birdshit mouth back at hole Trafford would be hilarious.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Fucking hell this is hilarious

What’s Dennis Irwin doing these days ?

 

[BrianW]

Why have they got the Netherlands flag after The 1958?

I thought it was Imperial Germany and that they were hoping Kaiser Wilhelm might buy the club.

 

[Gray]

I thought it was Imperial Germany and that they were hoping Kaiser Wilhelm might buy the club.

Weird bloody lot.

 

[KS55]

Uniteds fuck-ups according to utd fans over the last ten years. Makes for interesting reading.

The Banter Era

Since it’s been a right miserable old week I thought we could cheer ourselves up by reminiscing about what a shit fecking ten years it’s been since Fergie left. Post your favourite ridiculous things that have happened to our club in that time here. Here’s a few for starters, they’re all fairly...

www.redcafe.net

Really funny. You have to give credit to those rags showing awareness and black humour.

 

[havefaith]

I dont get this. They are going to stay for an hour after the game finishes, the cameras have gone home, nothing is being shown on tv.

Wouldnt walking out be a bigger show.

Turn lights off, lock up and leave the fu*kers in overnight.

 

[dadnlad]

Fuck me not this shit again. Who gives two fucks about them or the glazers?
Why don't they just not turn up? Surely staying away and an empty stadium has a bigger impact than staying behind. What they going to do for 60mins, sing city songs to eachother?

Fuckin red mardarses, I'm absolutely loving their pain.

most of the mardarses are the one who cant allegedly get a ticket

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

What’s Dennis Irwin doing these days ?

They also need a striker - is George Weah still a free agent?
Him and Wesley Schneider would be a mouth-watering combo...
He'd also be great for clicks and pap sponsorships in the Liberian market.

 

[Vienna_70]

Altogether now.....
"U...N...I..T...E...D,
united are the team for me...."

That spells fucking debt to me!
With a knick-knack Paddy whack!
Ocean Finance on the phone!

 

[jimharri]

That spells fucking debt to me!
With a knick-knack Paddy whack!
Ocean Finance on the phone!

What was it Roy Walker used to say; "it's good, but it's not right".

 

[give it to gordon]

I think it's very brave of them to stay behind for an hour. They are going to miss their flights back to Norway, Denmark, Ireland etc. Going to miss their trains and coaches to Essex, the south west etc

 

[Vienna_70]

What was it Roy Walker used to say; "it's good, but it's not right".

Oops!

Thanks, J.

 

[talkativesprout]

Really funny. You have to give credit to those rags showing awareness and black humour.

Ok which one of you cnuts is posting over there?

I'm not having it that any of there fans have this clarity of thought

 

[foggy1974]

No one will ever match that City era. It just isn't possible.

They're having a damn good try & it's only pgmol keeping them anywhere near the top.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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Ok which one of you cnuts is posting over there?

I'm not having it that any of there fans have this clarity of thought

Ha! The very same thought went through my head...

 

[jimharri]

It just needs a visit from scooby do .

What's the Luftwaffe up to these days?

 

[Grassland Blue]

I dont get this. They are going to stay for an hour after the game finishes, the cameras have gone home, nothing is being shown on tv.

Wouldnt walking out be a bigger show.

What they are implying is that watching the grass grow is more entertaining than watching the manure they put on the pitch every now and then...