United Thread - 2023/24

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horlock_was_super said:
Will people stop saying that the scum are in a mess.

A mess?

Not knowing which division you’d be in the following season on the first day of a new season and not, in a hopeful way, is being in a mess.
Having one of your players voted as the most important man in a millennia because he scored an own goal is in a mess (though it was funny)
Having Peter Swales as a chairman is in a mess.
Being 2 nil down to Gillingham with only minutes left is in a mess. ( okay my boy and Mr Dickov sorted that one)
Stuart Pearce‘s attacking policy when he’s your manager is in a mess.
The third tier is in a mess.
BIFFO’s, Yonners and Stockport taking the piss after they’ve beat us is a mess.
Having only 17 fans at an away game in York is in a mess. ( it was me and 16 mates in a half full chara - the rest of you are fucking liars - and we got in late, then left 10 minutes early as we’re all proper Blues)

Dealing with a mess?

Living through and laughing at the total absurdity of it all.
Realising that no matter how shite it got we would still keep stumping up our hard earned.
Having a sense of humour - no matter how bad it got.
Having the biggest pitch.
Big fuck off floodlights.
Curly Watts.

But. Most of all.

Being Mancunian, or supporting City and getting what Mancunian is.

So you red cnuts - you haven’t took a single fucking step in our shoes, let alone a mile, so fuck right off you self entitled bunch of fuckwitted pissflaps.

In a mess? You are where you deserve to be and it’s all thanks to your booze addled, shitty panted horse spunk worshipping tyrant. Your race is run. LGHu.

A mess? Are you fuck you red twats any Blue would have snapped your hand off for where you are now back in the day.

You can’t even Bert properly. Whinging bunch of Mard arses. Of course this is the new improved manshesteryernytid we’re talking about.

Manchester (Bertie Magoo) City won the lottery and upgraded to club class.

Manchester (Viv Nicholson) nytid won the pools and decided to spend spend spend.

WTFAMu.

No matter how far down you eventually go I will still despise your name as you are not in Manchester & your shithole of a ground.

CTID
As you were Blues.
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I liked this but York was a sell out, it was one of about five away games our lot missed that season due to not being able to get tickets. We did, amongst others, Lincoln on a mid week, Chesterfield and Macclesfield in the open stand, thunder and lightning but a last minute goal from the Goat made it all worthwhile.


Great memories, our Oldham supporting mate used to take us in his red van, we called him Postman Pat. One of the tasks was to bring obscure beers for the trip, the stronger the better, one box of ale that didn’t get drunk was a honey lager, absolutely disgusting.

The van had garden furniture in the back for us to sit on, on the way home he switched the lights off and for some bizarre reason we had a “blind” punch up, lights back on and we’re all sat there in the seat we were originally in not knowing who had thumped you! We weren’t a bunch of Neanderthal’s either, don’t know where that came from. I quite often sat in the front to avoid the ritual, we are all still on this planet and most of us are now well into our 60’s but I wouldn’t swap those days, we had an absolute blast.
 
vincent said:
New Canteen… very progressive.

#mufc players are now leaving Carrington at around 2pm when they were previously free to depart at lunchtime. United are maximising their recently-refurbished canteen and new head chef Omar Meziane as part of Ten Hag's nutritional drive [@samuelluckhurst]
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'If ye don't eat yer meat, yer cannae have yer puddin'
 
Churchlawtonblue said:
I try and pay as little attention to them as I can , hence I genuinely didn't know how much money they had wasted on Anthony until I read it today. He cost them £86m pounds !!! Wow. On top of Sanchos £73m. Thats £159m plus wages on two useless players. mufc ruining football.
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Just think, if they hadn't boughtt hise 3 useless lumps, they could have had Mbappe.
 
vincent said:
New Canteen… very progressive.

#mufc players are now leaving Carrington at around 2pm when they were previously free to depart at lunchtime. United are maximising their recently-refurbished canteen and new head chef Omar Meziane as part of Ten Hag's nutritional drive [@samuelluckhurst]
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Fat Luke already planning to leave, then.
 
Colin Bells Boots said:
Having the manager go on the pitch and spout that shit to the bloody lemmings is typical of everything these cunts do.

Hype, circus and drawing attention to themselves at every opportunity.

Shame their " noisy neighbours " had other plans for their big day out.
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Funny thing was, it wasn't even our big day out. The players used it as a warm up match for the CL final and we sang about going to Istanbul all day long
 
vincent said:
New Canteen… very progressive.

#mufc players are now leaving Carrington at around 2pm when they were previously free to depart at lunchtime. United are maximising their recently-refurbished canteen and new head chef Omar Meziane as part of Ten Hag's nutritional drive [@samuelluckhurst]
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Wow!! this could seriously revolutionize the sport.
 
Gingers Dad said:
Funny thing was, it wasn't even our big day out. The players used it as a warm up match for the CL final and we sang about going to Istanbul all day long
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Let's be honest, if the as bloody normal corrupt PiGMOL rep hadn't wrongly given the cunts a penalty, the game was finished before any of our players had broken sweat.

A fucking travesty of a decision and a humiliating display of utter shite for their piss poor players and bucket hatted lemmings.

No amount of bravado and shitty excuses is ever going to be able to wipe that performance out of their minds..............or the records !
 
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bridgeno1 said:
Guys apologies if I'm just a naive city fan, not informed of the latest development of that club that absolutely has a divine right to win titles but I was informed by many arsenal fans that they were 'back' and this season would be challenging for the PL title.

Obviously I've been told by arsenal fans that they are the most knowledgeable fans and their club is the best and biggest in the world so I believed them. So is the current strategy of this magnificent club of impersonating pep, aimed at lulling other teams into a false sense of security? Surely the arsenal fans who promised me they were back and would be great again this year, they couldn't be wrong could they?

#confusedcityfan
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Gingers Dad said:
Funny thing was, it wasn't even our big day out. The players used it as a warm up match for the CL final and we sang about going to Istanbul all day long
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Was a good day out though and made up a memorable few days going to Wembley and Istanbul. 25-30 years ago we’d only dream about actually scoring a goal in the derby against the rags, we crushed them within 12 seconds of a cup final. Witnessing and celebrating that goal and how mental the City end went has to be up there as one of my favourite moments ever watching City. The week after got even better, apart from the bus back from the stadium.
 
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