United Thread - 2023/24

[blue44]

Bayern next up for the rags.Arf !

 

[bluethrunthru]

He’s no Claudio Bravo though is he?

Not even Paddy Roche - one for the kids there

 

[southamptonblue]

If they have a pulse, that'll do, yeah?

If he makes them listen to Morrissey first...they won't have a pulse ;)

 

[Stockport mackem]

You are all being mean, they are doing well,..... 5 points clear of the relegation zone...although Everton have a game in hand, and Burnely have 2..... ;-)

 

[mancboy]

I’m sure come Monday night if Neville is on MNF that sky will give him a platform to call out the Glazers again live on TV ..

why does nobody challenge this complete nonsense that he continues to spout, he wanted a new goalkeeper they got him one, he wanted a new defender they bought him the poison dwarf, he wanted a new midfielder they bought him mount and chubby checker casemiro, he wanted a new striker they got him the poundland haaland, and when he came we were all told that hed learned from pep , that he was great at developing talent, etc etc, maybe just maybe the problem isnt the glazers, if you have 450m to spend and you still put a team like that out the problem is the manager

 

[mancboy]

About right [emoji23]View attachment 93541

merson talking sense, the bar musnt be open yet

 

[bluethrunthru]

Bayern next up for the rags.Arf !

Kane vs Maguire - the battle of the Harry's - I can only see one winner there and he doesn't have a forehead from Easter Island

 

[N1985]

Harry Kane hat trick incoming.


Suck it and mind the gap you Rag cunts.

 

[waspish]

Bruno Fernandes is currently writing an Instagram post slagging Tent Peg off to get suspended and fuck off for a bit.

The whole squad should turn up 10 minutes late [emoji38]

 

[jimharri]

If he makes them listen to Morrissey first...they won't have a pulse ;)

The audio equivalent of chloroform!

 

[Stockport mackem]

Bayern next up for the rags.Arf !

To be fair it could be Burton, and it would make no difference

 

[mancboy]

The whole squad should turn up 10 minutes late [emoji38]

they didnt turn up at all today

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[bluethrunthru]

merson talking sense, the bar musnt be open yet

To be fair to Merson he is sober these days and off the gear - sadly for him the damage had already been done

 

[porkchopsaplenty]

Ten hag at karaoke tonight...

 

[horlock_was_super]

Did anyone notice that the Diet rags over in Salford played last night. Apparently a lot of out of towners there last night.
Well that’s been a good weekend for them then :)

 

[waspish]

I hope they don't sack ten Hag and go for De Zerbi..

More chance of Newcastle going for him..

 

[jimharri]

The threads on the front page of the main forum on the caff make for wonderful reading tonight. I'd keep them away from the cutlery drawer, mind. And make sure they don't have easy access to high buildings or train tracks.

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[blue44]

You are all being mean, they are doing well,..... 5 points clear of the relegation zone...although Everton have a game in hand, and Burnely have 2..... ;-)

Burnley.play the rags next weekend.
come on vinnie

 

[Bollo]

Just listened to Ten Pence’s post match interview on 5 Live. Schmall margins apparently. Using that logic I look a lot like George Clooney.