United Thread - 2023/24

[Crooked_rain]

Casemiro is a lazy fat thug who's legs have gone.

Just the remaining 3 years at 300k a week

Why do you think Real Madrid let him go at age 30? We know Real Madrid don't mind keeping players into their mid 30s or so, if they can still do a good job.

They knew he was rapidly in decline and had the rags eyes out with that fee

 

[tweety]

Watching the rerun of the game, it's just headless chicken tactics by the rags, hit it long and run fast. This mob are finished, most teams in the league are more tactically aware, 10th at best this season. Pleased for Wellbeck!

 

[Debaser]

Gone before big zippy is up on the town hall

 

[bluemonkey71]

That first goal is like a hot knife through butter.

 

[burning blue soul]

It comforting to know they can squeeze in 70 odd thousand folk in that shithole to witness the slow death of a football club.

 

[jimharri]

Watching the rerun of the game, it's just headless chicken tactics by the rags, hit it long and run fast. This mob are finished, most teams in the league are more tactically aware, 10th at best this season. Pleased for Wellbeck!

I like that he allowed himself a little celebration, no walking back like he was in a funeral cortege. I don't have a problem with players celebrating scoring against their former clubs. Particularly if they're viewed as not having agitated for the move. Yes; even former City players.

 

[iceman]

Isn't it time the media woke up and realised what is going on we are the market leader jump on board

 

[blueste41]

Sorry but I just can't see it happening, it will be the usual united home game script.. rags comprehensively outplayed but the opposition fail to convert a load of good chances, only for united to then sneak a goal on the break probably via a very soft penalty awarded.

That aged well ;)

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Over at Redcafe this summer they were so sure they were going to improve this year

It’s the dope . . . errrr, hope . . . that kills you.

 

[blueste41]

Jadon Sancho has issued a statement saying he's unsure whether Ten Hag will ever coach United again.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Jadon Sancho has issued a statement saying he's unsure whether Ten Hag will ever coach United at all

 

[jimharri]

Think they've got enough comedians playing for them already

You're calling Russell Brand a comedian? Aren't comedians supposed to be funny? You know, like Miranda. Or Stan Boardman. Or Michael McIntyre.

 

[1961_vintage]

What a nasty looking bastard that Goldbridge is.

 

[1961_vintage]

Is it just me or is Alice looking fitter? ;-)

Might be a good time to give that favourite sock of yours an outing.

 

[waspish]

Jadon Sancho has issued a statement saying he's unsure whether Ten Hag will ever coach United again.

He's going to take Ten Bob on 10km run tomorrow

 

[Ducado]

It comforting to know they can squeeze in 70 odd thousand folk in that shithole to witness the slow death of a football club.

The big problem for them is how long will they bother turning up, their patience must be running very thin, it’s just rinse and repeat every season now

 

[freshie]

Now imagine if that was Haaland. We’d never hear the end of how few touches he’d had. Not heard a peep about this rag charlatan

 

[The Shallyman]

Jadon Sancho has issued a statement saying he's unsure whether Ten Hag will ever coach United again.

Doesn't look like he has so far! They were like like the statues on Crosby beach today, while Brighton passed it around them!

 

[Whether or not]

It might be wishful thinking, but there is a definite sense of the wheels coming off at the swamp. You have a disciplinarian manager, who hasn’t managed in a big league, trying to motivate and control a bunch of toxic prima donnas. Sancho, Antony, Greenwood, Maguire, Martial, Fernandes etc. Throw in the green and gold rabble and the ownership circus, it is all a recipe for disaster.

 

[BillCarlisle]

It comforting to know they can squeeze in 70 odd thousand folk in that shithole to witness the slow death of a football club.

The best bit is that 50 odd thousand of them are flooding out after 75 mins.
You have to hand it to them, they first practised it at Wembley in 2011 and eventually perfected it at Wembley 2023.
The sick swan fire drill was just a step along the way.