Worst movie ever

[hilts]

There's a couple of "cult" (not a typo) films that I've never got the hype about.
Blade Runner, and Withnail and I.

I fully expect the wrath of khan now.

It was the fake chest

 

[hilts]

The Happening

Oh no!

What !

The leaves on the trees have rustled, what do we do?

We must out run the wind, find a house and shut the windows


FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

 

[pace89]

Vanilla Sky is terrible but the first 20 minutes are especially horrific.

 

[jimharri]

It was the fake chest

You're a moobs man, then?

 

[tweety]

A pet peeve of mine is films being too long, there's one in the cinema at the moment called killers of the flower moon, it's 3 1/2 hours fucking long. My other half wanted to see it, no way.

 

[hilts]

Vanilla Sky is terrible but the first 20 minutes are especially horrific.

Love that film, in the category of worst film ever that is some weird choice.

 

[hilts]

You're a moobs man, then?

On the guy from fantasy Island I don't want any

 

[jimharri]

Every superhero movie sequel. Especially the one where Superman turns back time by flying around earth very fast. Load of shite and insulting to all the other innocent people he could have helped in the same way who had died previously in the movie and the earlier ones.

They're not the worst (not even remotely close), but the whole Marvel/DC superhero genre leaves me cold. But it can't be denied, there's a huge following/demand for them. The studios are making a heap of money out of them, so they'll be around for a long time yet.

 

[bluesince76]

Every superhero movie sequel. Especially the one where Superman turns back time by flying around earth very fast. Load of shite and insulting to all the other innocent people he could have helped in the same way who had died previously in the movie and the earlier ones.

And that's ignoring the millions that would have died from tidal waves and other weather patterns caused by his selfishness.

I also presume he then went and got it going the right way again, otherwise a lot more will die when dinosaurs start appearing.

 

[Bluechipblue]

You do realise that's a 70's sex spoof?
Or did you mean the 'Gordon's Alive' Flash Gordon one?

Yes, I knew it was a spoof, but still utter garbage.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

They're not the worst (not even remotely close), but the whole Marvel/DC superhero genre leaves me cold. But it can't be denied, there's a huge following/demand for them. The studios are making a heap of money out of them, so they'll be around for a long time yet.

The latest one is struggling apparently. The Marvels has taken the least amount in its first week than any other Marvel movie.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

And that's ignoring the millions that would have died from tidal waves and other weather patterns caused by his selfishness.

I also presume he then went and got it going the right way again, otherwise a lot more will die when dinosaurs start appearing.

but you bought into that whole 'a man can fly' routine?

 

[mancboy]

but you bought into that whole 'a man can fly' routine?

tbf it lost me at the underpants on the outside thing

 

[fanatic1]

Plan 9 from outer space

Probably the worst ever. The plot referred to the plan to conquer the earth from outer space (what happened to the preceding 8). The New York Times review sniffed that the movie seemed to have been shot in someone's garage. The director Ed Wood was incensed and replied that only scenes of flying saucers (hubcaps spray painted silver were indeed shot in his own double garage). The main star Bela Lugosi (original Dracula) was mainlining on formaldehyde (couldn't afford heroin) and died a week into the shoot. The short squat dark haired Lugosi was replaced by a body double (a six foot three blonde Swedish actor who held his hand to his face in the close ups) and the scenery tombstones fell down at critical moments. Despite all this Plan 9 remains a cult movie).

 

[PPT]

Harry Potter II.
I genuinely fell asleep in the cinema and started snoring.

 

[Koniec]

Troy. Not a patch on the book.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Mars attack
The room... You re so funny mark.
Theres a shit director producer sleezy scuzbucket who writes shit movies, got a back catalogue where he plays and scores like james fookin bond. Asswipe.

Just a side note on Mars Attack. The pink chruch in the film is actually a real church. It's in Dolan Springs and I've been there when I went to the grand canyon as it's not too far from there

 

[Barcon]

The only two that come to mind are the village and pet cemetary.
I don't usually watch stuff that is obviously going to be shite.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Probably the worst ever. The plot referred to the plan to conquer the earth from outer space (what happened to the preceding 8). The New York Times review sniffed that the movie seemed to have been shot in someone's garage. The director Ed Wood was incensed and replied that only scenes of flying saucers (hubcaps spray painted silver were indeed shot in his own double garage). The main star Bela Lugosi (original Dracula) was mainlining on formaldehyde (couldn't afford heroin) and died a week into the shoot. The short squat dark haired Lugosi was replaced by a body double (a six foot three blonde Swedish actor who held his hand to his face in the close ups) and the scenery tombstones fell down at critical moments. Despite all this Plan 9 remains a cult movie).

As an aside, the movie about Ed Wood (called Ed Wood) , is great and another cult movie

 

[jayblue]

Blaire witch project. Utter dross