The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[Mr Banks Is In The Kippax]

Rule 19
For not telling us who Mr Banks was

It’s me

 

[69FACUPfinal]

Rule 41 - Not knowing who Stan Collymore is.

This absolutely is the biggest!

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

It was all going so well, then we had two rule 29's, followed by rule 31, then three rule 30's, another 31, a 32, back to 31 and then straight to rule 34. let's just call it 115 for now, we can always change it tomorrow.

are these the actual minutes from the premier league meeting the day they announced the charges?

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Do you cunts know how to count??

Another charge of false counting!

 

[WickyWain]

are these the actual minutes from the premier league meeting the day they announced the charges?

Probably not far off!

 

[Cityfan]

Egregious and repeated breach of Rule 40)
Only teams wearing red should win the premier League.

 

[Cityfan]

Under rule 41) The punishment for winning the premier League is doubled if someone who spits thinks you have no 'istry.

 

[Sid Snott]

Rule 44
Pretending we were interested in signing McGuire.

 

[Chappie]

Rule45, failure to spell the name in rule 44 right .

 

[moggymoz]

Slapping a disrespectful bespectacled blond haired shit bag cock, whilst pretending to be asleep on a train.