United Thread - 2023/24

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

This bit.

Is he living under the stairs?

 

[madloaf]

I never felt more like singing the blues....

 

[wolviedinho]

Right now back to laughing at this sorry excuse of a commercial club.

 

[radcliffe1309]

Right now back to laughing at this sorry excuse of a commercial club.

Mind that gap lurkers

 

[chedinho]

Bayern got battered 5-1 at Frankfurt yesterday and have already qualified. Can easily see a win for the Rags - let’s just hope there’s also a win in the Copenhagen v Galatasaray match…..in the last minute ;)

I saw Bayern get battered lol.
I can’t see Utd doing that to Bayern though. There’s a slim chance Utd could win. I can’t see it happening.
A draw at the very best.

 

[deedee]

A reworking of a WHO song has just been released in time for Christmas.

'Ten Haag Wasteland' is available on CD from all the usual outlets.....

And there won't be points in Stretford Town this Christmas time
The only thing they'll be this year is shite
Where no one every scores
They moan,they dive,they curse
Do they know how footballs played at all?

Fuck off, Rags
etc

 

[Grassland Blue]

And there won't be points in Stretford Town this Christmas time
The only thing they'll be this year is shite
Where no one every scores
They moan,they dive,they curse
Do they know how footballs played at all?

Fuck off, Rags
etc

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[hertsblue]

Liverpool away next to their captain made sure he picked up a yellow yesterday to be suspended for it, spineless but not surprising as he never shows up v top half teams let alone title challengers

 

[Gingers Dad]

How come Manu were 100% back after we lost at Villa in the week, now this morning the club is rotten to the core, the players are w##k, the manager has gotta go, and it’s all poor Malcolm’s fault from the grave.
Barmy bunch that lot.
Long may it continue.

Because they're fickle

 

[marco]

football can bite you on your arse-
Yesterday, united were going level on points with City
next Sat,most likely be 9 points behind

mind the fucking gap

 

[Gingers Dad]

Crying ****.
Grow a backbone, you don’t know what hardship is. View attachment 100894

I'm ashamed to say I made similar comments after a gutless home defeat to Lincoln. Obviously without drawing on a helium balloon first.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Could get a bit messy of Tuesday night.

They have to attack and Bayern are more than capable of picking them off on the counter

 

[blueish swede]

This bit.

Is Flying Pig stealing Alice's food?

 

[Tracking back]

Well looking forward to another Sky groundhog day of why its going wrong at United ........... ffs just deal with the fact they are simply finished.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[freshie]

 

[SJC]

Because they're fickle

Yep, they’re as fair from being a proper football fan as you could possibly be.

 

[jimharri]

Are we going to bite the bullet, and reach for the Norwich scarves next weekend?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Are we going to bite the bullet, and reach for the Norwich scarves next weekend?

Bollocks. I hope Liverpool smash 10 past the rag bastards.

Let the scousers have a few points start. We'll run them all down by mid April.

 

[East Level 2]

I kinda chuckle

United fans wanted Ten Hag as manager

Some of their former players including Neville wanted Poch as manager

Both guys are failing in their current jobs.

That lot couldn’t pick a good coach if their life depended on it.

Their next coach will be "brilliant". Until the results come in.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I’d take the job if it were offered to me. Take the £15m salary and chat about turning corners until they paid me £40m to walk away, when they’re 20th in league 2

Who in the right mind wouldn't