Joke thread

[Xhavenjoe]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today. The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?"
"Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."

 

[bluebc]

 

[bluebc]

 

[bluebc]

 

[hammocity]

 

[hammocity]

 

[bluebc]

 

[kippaxneil]

To the person who flytipped their mattress outside my house...
I don’t know how you sleep at night!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Sam Armstrong]

Boeing is today seen taking strategic measures to resolve the ongoing concerns regarding the 737-MAX9.

 

[bluebc]

View attachment 103734

Can somebody help me with this one please ?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

Can somebody help me with this one please ?

You're going in
but
you're not coming out

 

[Bill Walker]