Joke thread

[Blue Mist]

This isn't a joke as such it is a true story..... a lesbian couple are suing the NHS over lack of fertility treatment.
One of the women is called Megan Bacon-Evans.
Now I assume her partners surname is Evans which makes Megan's dad have one hell of a sick sense of humour.

Damn just googled it, she was called Megan Evans so fair play to her for having the sense of humour.

 

[MellowJoe]

Have you seen these websites where you can find out your pornstar name? The deal is, you take your first pet's name and then you combine it with the name of the first street you lived on..
Turns out mine is Fluffy Fuckface

I grew up on Fuckface Lane

 

[Zuriblue]

The CEO of IKEA has been named as the new Prime Minister of Sweden.

With his appointment confirmed he is now assembling his cabinet.

 

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[Bill Walker]

Paddy walks up to this fat bird standing at the bar an says, hell I'd give you one..... She says piss off I wouldn't go with you if you were the last man on earth, to which he replies...... Whoa hold on love I was giving you fekin marks out of ten.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Paddy walks up to this fat bird standing at the bar an says, hell I'd give you one..... She says piss off I wouldn't go with you if you were the last man on earth, to which he replies...... Whoa hold on love I was giving you fekin marks out of ten.

Goodness, have I time travelled back to the 1970's?

 

[Blue Mist]

Goodness, have I time travelled back to the 1970's?

No Brisbane.

So basically yes.