Joke thread

[Uwe Already]

One from the cracker reject pile that one!

Lucky I added the “no mains” bit, else it could have got well confusing ;) - still, when my mate asked me what I knew about Shetland ponies, I couldn’t help but reply “very little”

 

[cinnamon]

I hate to be pedantic, but that not a Boeing but an Airbus A380 which like all Airbus models do not have yokes but joysticks.

Related airplane joke #1:
What's the difference between a Boeing pilot and an Airbus pilot?
The Boeing pilot has something between his legs.

Related airplane joke #2:
Boeing drivers might have something between their legs, but Airbus drivers can get a little on the side.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Surely this man is single or shortly after getting that on the drive became single

 

[bluebc]

 

[Blue Mist]

Surely this man is single or shortly after getting that on the drive became single

Ergh how does he get his car out ?

 

[Bill Walker]

I hate to be pedantic, but that not a Boeing but an Airbus A380 which like all Airbus models do not have yokes but joysticks.

Related airplane joke #1:
What's the difference between a Boeing pilot and an Airbus pilot?
The Boeing pilot has something between his legs.

Related airplane joke #2:
Boeing drivers might have something between their legs, but Airbus drivers can get a little on the side.

You're yoking.... right ?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Ergh how does he get his car out ?

maybe thats how is preventing his Mrs from leaving lol

 

[Lavinda Past]

I've been through a desert on a horse with no mane

Was it good to get out of the rein?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Ergh how does he get his car out ?

Waits for high tide?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Surely this man is single or shortly after getting that on the drive became single

It would make a great bar counter....

 

[bluebc]

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[Hertzblue]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Colin Bell (genuine name)]

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Nope!

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Kippax77]

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[Citizen of Legoland]

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