Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Paul1970]

App alonso is now the greatest young manager ever who will dominate world football for years to come .

 

[Blue Til Death]

This weekend's I paper "Klopp took down Guardiola's City" . Really ?

Pep took Klopps trousers down and king donged the big toothed ****…!!!!

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Klippety & Salad gone in the summer , they are royally f*cked , they have been hanging onto our shirt tails for a decade and with these two saying adios they havent got a chance , especially when Pep extends his deal.
One league title in 30 years , its gonna be another 30 before they achieve another one.

 

[burning blue soul]

Sky news yellow ticker tape, all players in the league to wear 2 yes 2 black armbands from now till the end of the Season as a mark of respect to Klopp.

I think every team should play in all black.

 

[malg]

Sky saying he has won seven trophies , depends what they call a trophy i suspose , lol

Everything except the Charity Shield - but I'm guessing they've added them for Klopp. However I'd say it's more difficult to get a spot in the Charity Shield than it is to get into the CL as you need to win something (except when someone does the Double).

 

[burning blue soul]

Pep took Klopps trousers down and king donged the big toothed ****…!!!!

Poetry, that!

 

[malg]

Klippety & Salad gone in the summer , they are royally f*cked , they have been hanging onto our shirt tails for a decade and with these two saying adios they havent got a chance , especially when Pep extends his deal.
One league title in 30 years , its gonna be another 30 before they achieve another one.

Probably depends on who replaces Bingo. Everyone appears to be appointing Alonso.

 

[malg]

Is there any mention of us being cheats perchance?

On there and RagCaf. Serial cheats and we have refs and VAR in our back pocket and the media love us. I'm not joking, there are posts (and plenty of them) stating all of that on both those sites. Just goes to show that all fans are tribal and see everything and everyone as against their club

 

[jimharri]

The cult...
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I see a few replies to him on twitt, er, 'x' that are likely from reprobates on here!

 

[malg]

Sky news yellow ticker tape, all players in the league to wear 2 yes 2 black armbands from now till the end of the Season as a mark of respect to Klopp.

And rightly so.

 

[Scoobz3]

where to begin with this
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... "How do you explain something like this to an 8 year old" ... easy your dad is a total wimp !

 

[KentBlue]

Bingo's leaving? Who knew?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Is it too much to hope this is the start of a rag like doom spiral?

FSG promise Alonso get Mourinho.

Players fuck off, replaced by cheap knockoffs.

Tront made team captain...

Juande Carroll gets a contract extension

 

[Tuearts right boot]

where to begin with this
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Fancy seeking attention from a primary schools intake, if it's true of course.

 

[Barcon]

where to begin with this
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Haha, hilarious.

 

[PPT]

where to begin with this
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FFS! At first, I thought that was a piss-take. Then I realised it probably wasn't.
Just beyond parody.

 

[citymad]

where to begin with this
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This has to be a wind up surely. Props to the imposter for the laugh!

 

[bakerdave76]

Sky Sports News reporter jerking off that Plopp gave him a bear hug once.

FFS

Probably after his wallet..

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

What the absolute fuck is this?

 

[bluenova]

The second one is pretty bloody cringeworthy as well.


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Either the first one is faked, or they've realised just how ridiculous they are and edited it: