Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[yeah whatever !!]

Now where’s those candles…?

Funny you should say that..it transpires that just last week Klopp bought a 51% stake in a candle factory.

 

[G-Star Medium Rare]

You'll never work again Liverpool Anthem ringing out

 

[johnny crossan]

Sky memorable opening commentary tribute "Will there be more memorable memories from a memorable manager? ...."

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Who will they blame when they try jibbing in and fans with tickets are stuck outside?

UEFA are already.preparimg the apology

 

[eastmanc]

What is this ridiculous narrative that the whole of Liverpool is sad to see Klipperty leave. Everton fans despise him. Its like saying united fans will be sad when Pep says goodbye. They do waffle some shite in the media.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

They waited until kick off to reveal what's really happened, scandal after scandal and it's all coming out now...

 

[bigA]

The Klopp love in/wankfest is in full swing now.

Bad enough when Billy "Bullshit" Shanky and Kenny "Moaning Face Bastard" Dalglish quit the cult of Liverpool, now it's Jurgen "Cunty" Klopps turn. I bet the Samaritans phone lines have melted around the Merseyside region.

 

[TinFoilHat]

They waited until kick off to reveal what's really happened, scandal after scandal and it's all coming out now...

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They've even nicked our Steve Coppell myth and updated it.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

What is this ridiculous narrative that the whole of Liverpool is sad to see Klipperty leave. Everton fans despise him. Its like saying united fans will be sad when Pep says goodbye. They do waffle some shite in the media.

Apparently it's because Klopp "gets the city and.its people"

 

[TinFoilHat]

Apparently it's because Klopp "gets the city and.its people"

And like the Beatles he's fucking off when he gets the chance.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

And like the Beatles he's fucking off when he gets the chance.

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[bigstanhibbert]

What a superb rendition of let's face it is a showtune. What next Elaine Paige in full cat costume singing 'Memories'

They just don't get irony do they

 

[dobingsdobber]

If that is a real person and a real post, they should not be allowed to have any more children

Or him and his lad should go and live in Kyiv for a few weeks.
Soft gets.

 

[dobingsdobber]

What a superb rendition of let's face it is a showtune. What next Elaine Paige in full cat costume singing 'Memories'

They just don't get irony do they

Or a hologram of Hendrix playing Deutschland uber Alles in the centre circle.

 

[brazilians hurt]

Not buying the toothy fuckers “ I’ve run out of energy “ bullshit. I would love to the know the real reason that out of nowhere he drops that he is effectively resigning at the end of the season. I’m not holding my breadth though as I am not expecting the media to come up with anything they’re far to busy spouting their FFP cheats ,115 charges, state owned , sportswashing mantra

 

[bigA]

Where do you want your statue Jurgen Klopp

 

[city2]

I’m just glad Tyler has fucked off can you imagine him and spit. I’m surprised they haven’t got a camera permanently fixed on Klopp today.

 

[Blue and true]

Not buying the toothy fuckers “ I’ve run out of energy “ bullshit. I would love to the know the real reason that out of nowhere he drops that he is effectively resigning at the end of the season. I’m not holding my breadth though as I am not expecting the media to come up with anything they’re far to busy spouting their FFP cheats ,115 charges, state owned , sportswashing mantra

Neither do I. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if he's in the Barca/Madrid hot seat come summer. Maybe even the national team.

 

[Nellies left peg]

 

[freshie]