Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Scaley]

This is exactly what I dont get and always say

They have the best keeper
The best cb
2 best full backs
Had best cm stevie
And have best striker
Had best front 3


Yet gave won 1 league title surly thats an under achievement by the manager they cant have it both ways

Why’s everyone forgetting the best second goalie as well?

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

It's been a little while. But it's worth the wait, thought bank has finally posted after 4 days of mourning. It's delightfully deluded as expected and we get a mention just 2 sentences in.

One of the greatest humans to ever live… what the actual fuck!?

 

[ninjamonkey]

One of the greatest humans to ever live… what the actual fuck!?

I imagine they are comparing him to other scouse-linked people like DJ battering slippy G, spitty caragher and Hitler.

 

[the blue panther]

Benitez said, " Who gives a fuck about losing a signalman; I'm the Fat Controller and I'm ready to come back!"

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Bald fraud]

THREE scouse fans i've talked to today alone, all adamant something has happened, an argument or some such, and that burnout is all agreed protectionism.

Something has happened. They know none of their bullshit charges are going to stick. Pep has more fire in his belly than ever. Their let’s fuck city up game has back fired massively and the goofy fucker is fuckin off as fast as his legs can carry him!

 

[mexico1970]

Jurgen Klopp believes Liverpool fans will respect minute’s silence for Queen Elizabeth II​

Read the fuckin' room Bingo, read the fuckin' room.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Oh what's gone on ?

City "accidentally" discovered their inhalers orders....

:)

 

[Blue Til Death]

One of the greatest humans to ever live… what the actual fuck!?

One of the biggest cunts to get well and truly licked ..!!

 

[TinFoilHat]

Jurgen Klopp believes Liverpool fans will respect minute’s silence for Queen Elizabeth II​

Read the fuckin' room Bingo, read the fuckin' room.

With her being German he's bound to respect his queen....

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

David Squires' cartoons tend to be a bit more generous to Liverpool than other teams, but think he's caught the mood with this one. A fitting tribute to the man who "came within a whisker of not being rattled by an Everton ballboy's sarcastic applause"...

David Squires on … the beginning of the end for Jürgen Klopp at Liverpool

Our resident cartoonist on the charismatic German manager’s long goodbye at Anfield and who could replace him

www.theguardian.com

“The demands of berating fourth officials whilst dressed like a character from Fargo” lol

 

[Phil1]

Here comes the Kloppstepper (murderers)
He's the mythical manager (murderers)
Pick up the new inhalers (murderers)
Still love to dive like that (murderers)
No no we don't dive, yes we fucking cry
Everyone in the press will hear the fat lady sing
Act like you know, Mo
I know what Mo don't know
Touch them slightly down they go, uh-oh
Ch-ch-cheat cheating **** yo.

My version is better than the original I think.
An ode to the toothy one.

 

[jamesha]

It's been a little while. But it's worth the wait, thought bank has finally posted after 4 days of mourning. It's delightfully deluded as expected and we get a mention just 2 sentences in.

He says he will reveal who he thinks should be the next Liverpool manager tomorrow. Could this be the ultimate parody moment that this account has been building up to?

 

[Scaley]

He says he will reveal who he thinks should be the next Liverpool manager tomorrow. Could this be the ultimate parody moment that this account has been building up to?

I can’t be the only one who enjoys reading his stuff it’s comedy gold, the fact that he really thinks his opinion counts for anything is even funnier.

 

[mexico1970]

It's a parody account like that "Chinese" rag fan, forget its name.

 

[foggy1974]

Why’s everyone forgetting the best second goalie as well?

And the best defensive striker

 

[No.8]

Michael Beale not ruling himself out : ))))))

 

[Scaley]

It's a parody account like that "Chinese" rag fan, forget its name.

Was it Bejing casuals “kicking off in the Crispy Duck” or something like that?

 

[mexico1970]

Was it Bejing casuals “kicking off in the Crispy Duck” or something like that?

HAHAHA something like that mate :)

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

Was it Bejing casuals “kicking off in the Crispy Duck” or something like that?

Beijing red 4 lyf. Brilliant parody account.

Kicking off in the slurpy noodle I think.

One of his last posts from September was complaining about De Gea being replaced by "a fucking Jedi hologram".