Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[bluenova]

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Hmmm...he's attached to a post. Does he really want to risk Nunez?

 

[MillisleBlue]

Ladies & gentlemen I present.to you the most laughable and ridiculous football statistic ever.
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Yep, so many ifs and buts in life. Here's another - 39 people who went to a football match would have returned home safely to their loved ones IF it weren't for the actions of red scouse gobshites.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Yep, so many ifs and buts in life. Here's another - 39 people who went to a football match would have returned home safely to their loved ones IF it weren't for the actions of red scouse gobshites.

I thought it was Chelsea fans?

 

[cheekybids]

When is the parade?

29th May …… the disrespectful c.nts!

 

[Protein Junkie]

Disney+ is in advanced talks to buy the Liverpool documentary detailing manager Jurgen Klopp's final six months at Anfield in a deal that will earn the club about £10m. (Mail)

And produced by Hanna Barbera no doubt.

 

[Coatigan]

Disney+ is in advanced talks to buy the Liverpool documentary detailing manager Jurgen Klopp's final six months at Anfield in a deal that will earn the club about £10m. (Mail)

And produced by Hanna Barbera no doubt.

Saw some fud on Sky saying they were on course for the quadruple, and what a fitting end it would be for his final season.

Who are they playing in the Champions League again, can't seem to find their next game.

 

[Coatigan]

Disney+ is in advanced talks to buy the Liverpool documentary detailing manager Jurgen Klopp's final six months at Anfield in a deal that will earn the club about £10m. (Mail)

And produced by Hanna Barbera no doubt.

Can't wait for clips of Trent shouting about the basics.

 

[Victorinodennistua]

We just won't be allowed to win at Klanfield...

It will be interesting to see how the game will go today. Arsenal got a soft pen last year to win the game, so I’m expecting a controversial decision at the other end.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Ladies & gentlemen I present.to you the most laughable and ridiculous football statistic ever.
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Being a pretty fast runner, i'd have been 100m world record holder if I was about 3 seconds faster


I was a pretty decent boxer too, but I reckon if I was 10 times more skilled, faster, stronger, smarter, I could have given prime Golovkin a decent fight

 

[york away to this!]

Ladies & gentlemen I present.to you the most laughable and ridiculous football statistic ever.
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And what if beautifully crafted, total football tap ins from a sublime cutback pass were worth double?...

 

[Whether or not]

Ladies & gentlemen I present.to you the most laughable and ridiculous football statistic ever.
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Can you imagine the level of bitterness, desperation and inability to accept reality, that goes into that. Mind boggling really.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[freshie]

Love this

 

[Blue Mist]

Not these predictions, the fucking skiing he covers, ffs.

His career is going downhill.

 

[its grim up north]

Robertson?!

He’s been one of the most reliable left backs in the league for the past few years but I wouldn’t touch him with a 10ft barge pole. He makes Suarez look like a saint.

Alisson is a more complete keeper than Ederson and I think Alexander-Arnold would really thrive under Pep in a midfield role. I’d also take Salah, van Dijk, their new full-back, Diaz and the Hungarian chap in midfield.

So you'd replace seven of ours?

 

[its grim up north]

But you took Sterling.

But YOU took Sterling, Fuck off raggie

 

[Dr Jacoby]

So you'd replace seven of ours?

No. But I think Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, van Dijk, Salah, Szoboszlai and Diaz would make our squad.

 

[mexico1970]

Armbands today?

 

[lonestay]

Armbands today?

Probably and everybody forced into a mins silence before the game as the dipper dirge is played in full .

 

[cheekybids]

I thought it was a parody….. just when you think you’ve seen it all.