Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Did you watch Van Dijk for that goal? What the actual fuck? Seems like he’s deliberately avoiding engaging the defender so any potential goal can’t be seen to be his fault. Not the first time I’ve seen him do that this season (not 100% certain but I think our goal against them at The Etihad is another example). Very strange for the world’s greatest ever defender.

A very half hearted effort to close the space and block the shot for the Trossard goal.

I thought his defending for the Martinelli goal was awful. For a big Centre Back to get shoulder charged into the path of his keeper by a winger is laughable.

Two pieces of shit defending that he will get away with because the keeper is even more inept, and will take the blame.

 

[urban genie]

Oh, my Jesus fucking Christ!

The Pep ones better

 

[malg]

You can bet Bingo will be putting pressure on the refs before our game there. He knows he'll then get every 50/50 and more.

 

[117 M34]

Anybody remember when Pellegrini opened up about leaving? Didn’t we win the very next game and then hardly winning any of the next 6, dropping right off the pace?

Has Klopp fucked them over, especially with so many new and young players.

Didn't the rags also do that when fergie announced he was retiring before changing his mind in about 2007 ish?

 

[Asa's left peg]

Vinny needs to get Carla to root out his boots and get them dubbined up. An new studs.

 

[jrb]

They’ve been getting away with it for weeks. Finally their luck ran out.

 

[cheekybids]

Would be funny if he got himself a touchline ban for the last few games.

Funny as fuck & even better with a Stadium ban

 

[Stoned Rose]

Without Salah bailing them out these are bang average.

We should be going to Anfield with the intention of slapping them 0-3.

 

[cheekybids]

well jurgen, seem to remember jota diving for a penalty against newcastle, and van dijk getting away with two fouls in the box against chelsea, so unless you're suggesting a couple of debatable bookings was the reason you didn't win 4-3, i would suggest blaming the refs rather than your useless keeper and useless defenders for your team bottling the title race (again), might be just a teeny tiny bit of a false narrative

& 2 goals disallowed for City….

Soft Palace & Everton red to change the game when no bookings for the Dippers.

What a ****!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

A very half hearted effort to close the space and block the shot for the Trossard goal.

I thought his defending for the Martinelli goal was awful. For a big Centre Back to get shoulder charged into the path of his keeper by a winger is laughable.

Two pieces of shit defending that he will get away with because the keeper is even more inept, and will take the blame.

VVD got a slight deflection on the Trossard shot to put it perfectly through Alisson’s legs.

I’d give him the own goal. ;-)

 

[deegee33]

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At first glance, I thought it was a slimmed down Casemiro with specs.

 

[Toffeedude]

Jeez, the crying from them about the Arteta celebration

Remember this ya bells

Carragher on Sky saying Arteta was out of order, yet listen to him in the video below. Another bell.

 

[Bill Walker]

FFS

Saint Jurgen Klopp Prayer Candle

Saint Jürgen Klopp reads "YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE".

www.aintsaint.co

The cult.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Haha get fucked!

 

[Citycity76]

But YOU took Sterling, Fuck off raggie

cock wobble obviously knows nothing about the game

 

[how soon is now]

Jeez, the crying from them about the Arteta celebration

Remember this ya bells

Carragher on Sky saying Arteta was out of order, yet listen to him in the video below. Another bell.

Utter utter 2 faced **** of the highest order like when he was berating pep for having it out with one of his own players after a match on the pitch get to fuck carragher, would have been hilarious if it was the gurner.

 

[jrb]

Thankfully for Spitty every click on his X site is money in his bank account. The gullible Arsenal fans who have took the bait have made Spitty richer. Social media is a cesspit money making scam for the rich and famous. The rest of us keep on making the rich and famous richer.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

I thought it was a parody….. just when you think you’ve seen it all.

Must have been happy hour

 

[cheekybids]

Must have been happy hour

The lord has spoken……

 

[SWP's back]

Thankfully for Spitty every click on his X site is money in his bank account. The gullible Arsenal fans who have took the bait have made Spitty richer. Social media is a cesspit money making scam for the rich and famous. The rest of us keep on making the rich and famous richer.

You don’t get paid for clicks on Twitter like that.