PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

PL chief exec Dickie Masters was quoted, "We are very concerned the regime at City are using this technology to extract solar energy from the environment when the academy stadium is located next to a sixth form college. We have launched an investigation into this practice headed up by the world's leading expert in solar energy, Prof Nicolarse Nonowt-Harris fron the University of Kentucky Fried Chicken"...
indeed this is a provocative gesture intended to highlight and harness the power of the Sun, thereby antagonising Liverpool FC who have a long standing dispute with this body. Once again. it's one rule for the oil barons and ....etc..
 
Scruffy Jim has brought in his favourite hatchet men at the swamp, and it looks like club staff will pay the price big time, sadly there are hundreds of redundancies on the way. Apparently he's twigged how shite the squad is, and the average cost of a half decent player being what ? £75m.
So all in all, they only need a new manager, a new training ground, a new stadium, a new squad, new PL rules that help them but stop other clubs competing and new investment partners.
No wonder he can't stop grovelling around Khaldoon, he's desperate to know how to run a world class football club.

The best way they can cut costs is to stop overpaying for shite.
 
Carragher: How do they expect us to believe they can produce more solar power than any other club in the world when it rains every day in Manchester? I mean, how can they make more than Madrid where it is much sunnier? I'm sorry, but fans of other clubs will be saying "Come on ....."
We are going for water powered / tidal flow from all the boiled piss starting with Spitty.
 
The best way they can cut costs is to stop overpaying for shite.
That is so bang on. They pay £85m for Antony, £65m for Casimero, £80+m for Sancho, etc. But it will be the poor bastards in the office, kitchens, training ground getting made redundant to cut costs. Laughable.
 
That is so bang on. They pay £85m for Antony, £65m for Casimero, £80+m for Sancho, etc. But it will be the poor bastards in the office, kitchens, training ground getting made redundant to cut costs. Laughable.
You forgot to include the eminently forgettable Peggy.
 

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