KentBlue
Well-Known Member
The media will report it as the dippers turned down Alonso despite his tearful pledge to manage them for free. They will say how he continuously phoned the club in order to offer his services for no payment whatsoever but they still said no."Favouring". Embarassing.
And wtf even is the "aura"? It's as though he couldn't find any reason to pick Amorim over Alonso so he starts making shit up.
As of today Alonso is being treated for manic depression because of this rebuff. He is quoted as saying: "I just wanted to be a part of those great European nights again, the atmosphere, the floodlights, to once again experience that sense of belonging, it's my spiritual home, you see?"
We've got the Trafford Ministry of Truth, now we have the Dippers very own version, the Ministry of Kloppaganda.