Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

I prayed I'd live to see us win just one more trophy before I died. Just one. Now we've won so many I've actually lost count and I'm not lying. I have to Google it to find out. I was gobsmacked when they announced Pep had won seventeen trophies since he's been here. SEVENTEEN!!! That's insane. Just wonderful. Hopefully on Saturday night it will be eighteen.

I remember celebrating winning the Thomas Cook trophy like a dervish.

 

[Mr Fraser]

The dipper double, the more people watched bingo fuck off cup and the league cup. Puts our achievements into perspective

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Community notes taking their More watched trophy off them.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

I remember celebrating winning the Thomas Cook trophy like a dervish.

noun
plural noun: dervishes

1. a member of a Muslim (specifically Sufi) religious order who has taken vows of poverty and austerity

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

They are fucking mental.

 

[Groke]

Community notes taking their More watched trophy off them.

Ahhh, sources at Sky - must be true - if correct, did they include IPTV figures too, as i don't know a single blue who pays for that red cheerleading shite.

 

[malg]

Community notes taking their More watched trophy off them.

Christ, they are desperate.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Ahhh, sources at Sky - must be true - if correct, did they include IPTV figures too, as i don't know a single blue who pays for that red cheerleading shite.

Community notes taking their More watched trophy off them.

Like most people, I was watching on an illegal stick...have their figures come in yet?

 

[how soon is now]

Honestly who gives a flying fuck !
The weirdest most needy bunch of dimwit out there !!!!!!

 

[TinFoilHat]

noun
plural noun: dervishes

1. a member of a Muslim (specifically Sufi) religious order who has taken vows of poverty and austerity

Yes I spent my last £25 watching us beat Olympiaokos

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Like most people, I was watching on an illegal stick...have their figures come in yet?

No, but their very own Echo has debunked them now. People switched over to watch Bingo’s speech whilst we set up for the presentation after waiting for the pitch to clear.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

No, but their very own Echo has debunked them now. People switched over to watch Bingo’s speech whilst we set up for the presentation after waiting for the pitch to clear.

But the big question surely is.”How many people watched United’s thrilling battle for the Conference League with Brighton.” After all I thought the Rags were Liverpool’s real rivals not little old City!

 

[freshie]

Have that you lying dipper scruffs

 

[mexico1970]

Have that you lying dipper scruffs

They are referring to the greiving and reach around ceremony mate, people tuned into our match for footballing reasons and switched over to watch the wicker man get castrated.

 

[Vienna_70]

I prayed I'd live to see us win just one more trophy before I died. Just one. Now we've won so many I've actually lost count and I'm not lying. I have to Google it to find out. I was gobsmacked when they announced Pep had won seventeen trophies since he's been here. SEVENTEEN!!! That's insane. Just wonderful. Hopefully on Saturday night it will be eighteen.

I never really took much interest in the Champions League, until we qualified for it.

I used to think that we’d never be good enough.

 

[Johntech1961]

Ahhh, sources at Sky - must be true - if correct, did they include IPTV figures too, as i don't know a single blue who pays for that red cheerleading shite.

Daily express says city vs westham
AVG 1.27 m peaked at 1.5
Dippers Vs wolves AVG 901
peaked at 1.07 m

 

[Vienna_70]

What a load of fucking shite!

 

[Stoned Rose]

I remember getting my cock out if we got a corner.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Still do when I watch the women.