Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

 

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[flook]

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OK, on this momentous occasion, you're getting a "like" for that

 

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[bennyboy]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

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You are Frank Carson and I claim my fiver.

 

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[blue44]

 

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[blue44]

Thank fk Im not in work.today.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Salman Rushdie's recent diary entries;
Monday - stayed in.
Tuesday - stayed in.
Wedsday - stayed in.
Thursday - stayed in.
Friday - stayed in.
Saturday - went to watch utd.
Sunday - should have stayed in......

 

[Kippax77]

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I was shitting myself to be the first like.
I'll feel even worse if I'm your only one

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Was going shopping earlier.
I asked the wife if she needs anything and she says "get something that makes me look sexy"
Anyway,i come home with a couple of bits of clobber for myself and a box of Stella Artois.
She says"whats with the box of Stella"?
I said.."you said,get something that makes me look sexy".

 

[Lavinda Past]