United Thread | 2024/25

[super_city_si]

I saw they signed De Ligt and thought it was a good move, then I wondered why Bayern are selling him, then I remembered Eric Dier is getting game time ahead of him. Then I laughed.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Scum!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Tent Peg is re signing his old mates from Ajax in the hope they do something in the PL together. Forgetting the Dutch league is shite in comparison.

They choked in a champions league semi final against Spurs conceding 3 away goals as well.

 

[Claytop]

I actually think he's a solid player. Not the best going forward but solid defender

Used to pocket Sterling when we played against them as far I can remember.

 

[Blueboy73]

The Stretford slapped arses will moan they don’t spend any money, City are ruining the game and want Glazers out.

We all know this.

Norwich scarves and protests on the streets of Trafford Borough.

 

[Mancity1980]

Awfully quiet on news about De Ligt’s wages isn’t it? He was on €325k at Bayern, so wonder if he’s taken a pay cut (or rise) to join United?

Apparently he was willing to take a pay cut to join United:

https://dailysports.net/news/de-ligt-is-willing-to-accept-a-salary-reduction-to-join-manchester-united/

I will reserve judgement!

 

[Mancity1980]

Under a decent manager, perhaps, but Ten-Bob is so way out of his depth it's hysterically funny.
They'll probably take off flying for the first couple of weeks, the tabloids (and the media in general) will be hyping them up to the stratosphere, but by the onset of winter it will be the usual case of them slipping down the league. There will be disharmony within the camp, and two or three players will go out on loan in the January window - the usual rag stuff.
But the fun, the real laugh-a-second hilarity will begin once Waistcoat is there. Watch the plastic raggies then when they are tired of sideways and reverse passing, Ratboy will be on his soapbox inciting the braindead morons to don their zebra trousers and hit the protest trail...again.

The Dutch national team is notorious for disharmony within the camp during international finals.

 

[KS55]

Will the rags see de light?

 

[Mancity1980]

I saw they signed De Ligt and thought it was a good move, then I wondered why Bayern are selling him, then I remembered Eric Dier is getting game time ahead of him. Then I laughed.

I’ve just realised Agent Vinny has sanctioned this move!

 

[Bantamgaz]

Here we go the most hyped sack of shit lording the media for being errrrrrrr shite

 

[KS55]

Here we go the most hyped sack of shit lording the media for being errrrrrrr shite

The greatest CB since Slabhead.(£80m)

 

[Blue Mist]

Apparently he was willing to take a pay cut to join United:

https://dailysports.net/news/de-ligt-is-willing-to-accept-a-salary-reduction-to-join-manchester-united/

I will reserve judgement!

It's the Daily Sports you are quoting.

In other news from that esteemed publication, the dippers have an OSC on the Moon, King Charles is from Zirillion, a planet 4 light years away and Bernie hates the rags as much as the dippers.

Only one of those statements is true.


Pssst, it's the one about the King

 

[Gone for a Burton]

They'll be playing in clogs next and growing Daffodils at Carrington...dumb cunts.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The greatest CB since Slabhead.(£80m)

They have got to have cover for this position for when Slabhead faces the full weight of Greek justice.

 

[Kinkybyname]

It's the Daily Sports you are quoting.

In other news from that esteemed publication, the dippers have an OSC on the Moon, King Charles is from Zirillion, a planet 4 light years away and Bernie hates the rags as much as the dippers.

Only one of those statements is true.


Pssst, it's the one about the King

it's not that Daily Sport

 

[Vienna_70]

They'll be playing in clogs next and growing Daffodils at Carrington...dumb cunts.

And they’ll need a dike around the pitch to carry away the run off from the waterfall.

 

[city2]

First 7 games on tv no favourtism there then.

 

[Shirley]

They'll be playing in clogs next and growing Daffodils at Carrington...dumb cunts.

And tulips

 

[roach3]

First 7 games on tv no favourtism there then.

biggest club in the universe mate, hated adored or what ever they used to say in the 90s

 

[I'm With Stupid]

First 7 games on tv no favourtism there then.

Gotta get their games in early before their armchair fans lose interest when they're mid table going into the new year.