United Thread | 2024/25

[Debaser]

They choked in a champions league semi final against Spurs conceding 3 away goals as well.

TBF we were knocked out by spurs in the quarter finals conceding 3 at home

 

[jrb]

More made up United PR bullshit from the Daily United.

And the gullible Rags will pay (M+) to read it.

'Turning The Yellow Wall Red' Lol!

 

[bluetonium]

Just read that Scott McTominay is 27. Didn't realise that, are the press officially allowed to print his age now that they have a new up and coming midfield superstar?

Also they want £30 for him from Napoli. The delusion is strong.

 

[mancboy]

Just read that Scott McTominay is 27. Didn't realise that, are the press officially allowed to print his age now that they have a new up and coming midfield superstar?

Also they want £30 for him from Napoli. The delusion is strong.

tbf that is a bit strong for him, id say hes worth about 20 quid tops

 

[blue by birth]

TBF we were knocked out by spurs in the quarter finals conceding 3 at home

Yet one of them was a handball goal and we had a goal ruled out by var for a toenail offside.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Just read that Scott McTominay is 27. Didn't realise that, are the press officially allowed to print his age now that they have a new up and coming midfield superstar?

Also they want £30 for him from Napoli. The delusion is strong.

I’m surprised they are letting him go as he was one of their better players last year. Are they going to go into this season thinking Casemiro can improve on how bad he was last year and Mainoo still learning his trade will have a dip in form. They are very light in the middle of the pitch which is certainly their biggest weakness in being able to dominate the middle of the park so they can impose themselves on teams.

 

[N1985]

Yet one of them was a handball goal and we had a goal ruled out by var for a toenail offside.

And it still boils my piss to this day.

 

[TonyM]

Just read that Scott McTominay is 27. Didn't realise that, are the press officially allowed to print his age now that they have a new up and coming midfield superstar?

Also they want £30 for him from Napoli. The delusion is strong.

I think he's a pretty decent player given the right role. (Like taking out the bins - no seriously I think he's not bad)

 

[Shirley]

More made up United PR bullshit from the Daily United.

And the gullible Rags will pay (M+) to read it.

'Turning The Yellow Wall Red' Lol!

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Does it mention who is going to pay for this super stadium?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

They've signed De Ligt and they'll never win out
They've signed De Ligt and they'll never win owt......

 

[mexico1970]

More made up United PR bullshit from the Daily United.

And the gullible Rags will pay (M+) to read it.

'Turning The Yellow Wall Red' Lol!

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They've not got a pot to piss in but want to keep the swamp intact and have 2 stadiums whilst not affording the upkeep of one.

The 'nited way :)

 

[Koniec]

Just read that Scott McTominay is 27. Didn't realise that, are the press officially allowed to print his age now that they have a new up and coming midfield superstar?

Also they want £30 for him from Napoli. The delusion is strong.

John McGinn went for 2.5. McPish is worth 5k and a new set of kits for the reserves.

 

[Koniec]

More made up United PR bullshit from the Daily United.

And the gullible Rags will pay (M+) to read it.

'Turning The Yellow Wall Red' Lol!

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Why not add in an international airport and a life size replica of the Parthenon. Any goes when you are playing make believe.

 

[mancboy]

Why not add in an international airport and a life size replica of the Parthenon. Any goes when you are playing make believe.

how about adding a decent football tea......nah thats a stretch

 

[mexico1970]

Why not add in an international airport and a life size replica of the Parthenon. Any goes when you are playing make believe.

They are putting the original swamp behind a 30 ft plexiglass viewing platform so it can be saved in posterity.

 

[paulchapo]

Get in the bin you utter wanker.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Get in the bin you utter wanker.

#AgentOmar

That reads like the bullshit the rags love to hear to stoke their entitlement.

 

[mancboy]

Get in the bin you utter wanker.

does the same pr person just copy and paste the statement every time someone new joins

 

[Elbow beards]

More made up United PR bullshit from the Daily United.

And the gullible Rags will pay (M+) to read it.

'Turning The Yellow Wall Red' Lol!

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Plans to add restaurants and hotels. Hmm wonder where they nicked that idea from?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Get in the bin you utter wanker.

Mention Bobby Charlton (check)
Mention George Best (check)
Mention Munich (check)
Mention the fans and how much they mean to the club (check)

And the fans fall for it. You only have to read the comments attached under the piece to see they firmly believe the corner has finally been turned......