United Thread | 2024/25

[Blue Mist]

The media have wanked lyrical about the rags transfers. If he stays it should be the biggest transfer news for them. Out of favour, moaning to his mates and bleeding 350k per week out of them.
Not that we will hear a thing from the sycophants about it.

Well that's me off Sky's pundit list. Shows what I know. Sadly you now have say that's a good transfer window for the scum. Getting rid of Sancho is the best deal of the window.

 

[East Level 2]

I hope it finishes 0-0 4 players sent off from each side 4 in hospital and Ferguson finally has a cardiac arrest while shitting on the bog

Shitting on the hard shoulder, surely.

 

[East Level 2]

SSN proclaiming the rags' signing of Kone, as if it’s the transfer coup of the century.

Who?

Harry Kone, scored loads for Bayern last season.
It's their "sounds like" transfer policy once again.

 

[madloaf]

I can't fucking stand Liverpool but I really hope the scousers batter them this weekend. Hearing Stone etc claim they've had a good transfer window. Fuck me. The desperation.

 

[handsofstone]

- - - - - - - - - - - - Onana - - - - - - - - - - - -
Mazraoui - De Light - Martinez - Shaw
- - - - - - Casemiro - - Ugarte - - - - - -
- - Amad - - Fernandes - Garnacho -
- - - - - - - - - - - Høljund - - - - - - - - - - -

Sub options: Altay, Yoro, Evans, Maguire, Dalot, Mainoo, Mount, Eriksen, Rashford, Zhirkee

Once again Man United have "won the window" yet their XI and squad depth still looks like ass

 

[oldhamblue]

Hear it every window. Theyve finally got a world class defender, or midfielder that will allow them to challenge. The shithole is a Bermuda Triangle for footballing ability. Theyve spent hundreds of millions in the last few years just to tread water. No matter who they buy theyre still shite.

Its fucking glorious isnt it?

 

[dickie davies]

Sancho is known in football to be an absolute bell. Eye brows were raised when united signed him
Puzzling that chelsea have now

Chelsea have done alright with Palmer and signed another city academy player in Lavia
They now have Sancho, so perhaps Muric and Delap are next!

 

[SWPISHOME]

So they've signed:

Signed a £80m centre back that they made captain, They stripped him of the captaincy, Tried to sell him and also signed numerous centre backs to replace him.

Signed a £90m midfielder that they released earlier in his career, Bought him back for mega money, Let him go for free again.

Signed a £85m winger, Called his manager out in public, Went back on loan to the team that they gave £85m and now sent him on loan to a team that will challenge them for 7th.

Signed a £40m midfielder who will fit the bill of the "possession based" team that Ten Hag sets ups, They've sold him to Girona for 500k.

What. A. Club.

 

[Blue Mist]

So they've signed:

Signed a £80m centre back that they made captain, They stripped him of the captaincy, Tried to sell him and also signed numerous centre backs to replace him.

Signed a £90m midfielder that they released earlier in his career, Bought him back for mega money, Let him go for free again.

Signed a £85m winger, Called his manager out in public, Went back on loan to the team that they gave £85m and now sent him on loan to a team that will challenge them for 7th.

Signed a £40m midfielder who will fit the bill of the "possession based" team that Ten Hag sets ups, They've sold him to Girona for 500k.

What. A. Club.

You've missed out, 'bought an 80 million player for 40 mill that they've now sold for 5 quid, a box of assorted marbles and a 1970's World Cup Pannini sticker album.

 

[Asa's left peg]

It's incredible that yet again, like the Pogba financial fiasco being non reported, they have a player they paid possibly up to 80m for and will not have played for the club for 2 years whilst paying his wages. They are still bleeding money whilst getting nowhere with team re building.
I wonder if they are still paying Jose, off. Maybe Berada and Wilcox will do a Gundy when they realise the enormity of the task in front of them!

Toney would have won them games on his own and also put a much needed bomb under the dressing room.

Also, nearly forgot ... Scum

 

[johnnytapia]

Mate that’s fuckall go find his watchalong on the Crystal Palace 4-0 game
The guy should have his own show

He’s very very funny

 

[Vienna_70]

So they've signed:

Signed a £80m centre back that they made captain, They stripped him of the captaincy, Tried to sell him and also signed numerous centre backs to replace him.

Signed a £90m midfielder that they released earlier in his career, Bought him back for mega money, Let him go for free again.

Signed a £85m winger, Called his manager out in public, Went back on loan to the team that they gave £85m and now sent him on loan to a team that will challenge them for 7th.

Signed a £40m midfielder who will fit the bill of the "possession based" team that Ten Hag sets ups, They've sold him to Girona for 500k.

What. A. Club.

Not forgetting splashing out over £80 million on a Brazilian, whom the manager had worked with previously, and is rumoured to have known about allegations of domestic violence that have resurfaced during his time at the swamp.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

- - - - - - - - - - - - Onana - - - - - - - - - - - -
Mazraoui - De Light - Martinez - Shaw
- - - - - - Casemiro - - Ugarte - - - - - -
- - Amad - - Fernandes - Garnacho -
- - - - - - - - - - - Høljund - - - - - - - - - - -

Sub options: Altay, Yoro, Evans, Maguire, Dalot, Mainoo, Mount, Eriksen, Rashford, Zhirkee

Once again Man United have "won the window" yet their XI and squad depth still looks like ass

I’ve never heard of half of those cunts

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve never heard of half of those cunts

They’re now rags.

That’s all you need to know.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Shitting on the hard shoulder, surely.

....his names Wendy not Shirley.

 

[malg]

Mate that’s fuckall go find his watchalong on the Crystal Palace 4-0 game
The guy should have his own show

 

[deegee33]

I’ve never heard of half of those cunts

They all were lifelong rags, came through the academy, play for £100/match and will be off to Sunderland on loan before you know it.
BUT, they will all be recognized by the press as a MASSIVELY successful piece of business. SCUM.

 

[Mike N]

I’ve never heard of half of those cunts

Every single time I watch them play they have a new player I’ve never heard of. Usually going to be the new Duncan Edwards!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

They all were lifelong rags, came through the academy, play for £100/match and will be off to Sunderland on loan before you know it.
BUT, they will all be recognized by the press as a MASSIVELY successful piece of business. SCUM.

Hahaha

Are Arsenal our Sunderland?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Every single time I watch them play they have a new player I’ve never heard of. Usually going to be the new Duncan Edwards!

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