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[citizen_maine]

...that's fine , but what if you don't like spam ?

You've lost me?

 

[RodneyRodney]

...that's fine , but what if you don't like spam ?

 

[jimharri]

...that's fine , but what if you don't like spam ?

Heretic. Everybody likes Spam.

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

 

[crazyadi]

Ignoring the fact that the Barnsley game is a cup tie (!), they'll do very well to win 3 of the other 4 games.

Assuming he means Prem points, there are only 9 points available??? that will go someone way to stopping them! the rest will be failure to "Follow the Plan" ™

I predict 4 points from that 9.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Assuming he means Prem points, there are only 9 points available??? that will go someone way to stopping them! the rest will be failure to "Follow the Plan" ™

I predict 4 points from that 9.

...should be enough to keep Poundland in a job

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Heretic. Everybody likes Spam.

Indeed, jim! Summat we can agree on. I have a double pack in the kitchen cupboard as I type. Get some ready-made puff pastry and yer have the finest sausage rolls yer could make.

 

[jimharri]

Indeed, jim! Summat we can agree on. I have a double pack in the kitchen cupboard as I type. Get some ready-made puff pastry and yer have the finest sausage rolls yer could make.

It actually makes a really nice sandwich. Add lettuce, spring onion, cucumber, cress and a spoon of Branston's. Nectar of the Gods.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

It actually makes a really nice sandwich. Add lettuce, spring onion, cucumber, cress and a spoon of Branston's. Nectar of the Gods.

then throw the spam out...and you have a lovely sandwich..

 

[Vienna_70]

That reminds me of a Not The Nine O'Clock News sketch.

A bloke goes into a newsagent’s to buy a copy of Mayfair and a copy of the Daily Star.

Before he leaves the shop, he puts the Daily Star inside the Mayfair to hide his embarrassment.

 

[jimharri]

then throw the spam out...and you have a lovely sandwich..

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[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

7346 days and 140 games; how the world's worst football team . . . . . . . . . . Ooops, thought this was a report on the Rags. Turns out to be San Marino!

 

[Koniec]

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PEK is better…..

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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I suggest he is reprieved if he eats a couple o' slices 'o Spam! Without leaves 'n weeds! Just the Spam.

 

[Vienna_70]

Bloody Vikings!

 

[KentBlue]

That reminds me of a Not The Nine O'Clock News sketch.

A bloke goes into a newsagent’s to buy a copy of Mayfair and a copy of the Daily Star.

Before he leaves the shop, he puts the Daily Star inside the Mayfair to hide his embarrassment.

An old friend of mine from way back, a painter and decorator, he used to read the Times and do the crossword puzzle, but he didn't want to betray his working class roots so he hid it in a copy of the Sun. True story.

 

[freshie]

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

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in my defence...m'lud...no one enjoys a bit of fried spam on a breakfast plate more than me...or battered and served with beans. No One. It has no place on a sandwich though. and I shall go to the fkin gallows steadfast in this beleif.

 

[rowarta]

maybe the Ineos marginal gains is marginally less impactful :-)

 

[give it to gordon]

maybe the Ineos marginal gains is marginally less impactful :-)

Said before scuff jim has ruined what was Team Sky so hopefully he carries on ruining the rags