United Thread | 2024/25

[fulabeer]

Out of curiosity, where would you register as a clown?

 

[the blue panther]

Mid-day comedy on TNT on Saturday - Brighton v Scum.
If Mitomo's up for it - even Welbeck - could be hilarious.
Fingers crossed, hey, and they tumble down to where they belong.

Scum.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Mid-day comedy on TNT on Saturday - Brighton v Scum.
If Mitomo's up for it - even Welbeck - could be hilarious.
Fingers crossed, hey, and they tumble down to where they belong.

Scum.

Talkragshite on the radio for the drive over to the game hopefully a good start to the day and the opportunity to sing a little song about them losing & us winning a bit later.

 

[Eds]

until the end of October, City are on TV 5 times and United are on 8 times.... gotta ask... why?

Mid table and lower teams are often featured early doors as Sky / BT like to keep games with the big teams to show later in the season i.e. the title run in.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Let’s not ask why. Means we have more 3pm Saturday kick offs so let’s not create a fuss and try and get those changed!

Perfect answer.
Fuck tv times.
3pm Saturday all the way

 

[Vienna_70]

Talkragshite on the radio for the drive over to the game hopefully a good start to the day and the opportunity to sing a little song about them losing & us winning a bit later.

I said the same to Mrs Vienna.

She replied that will be OK, as long as I don’t crash the car, when the ref awards the rags a dodgy penalty.

 

[jamesha]

In fun news:
Currently near Guildford at a very nice festival called Weyfest… saw 1 city top on a child on Thursday (and me), saw a Chelsea top yesterday. Today , they’re all out, well I’ve seen 2, and talked to one (without shirt)…
Got randomly chatting about the festival , then he asked where i was from ‘Manchester’ (seems I’m the only one here).. ‘manchester, so .. red or blue?’ (Note at this point it really hadn’t dawned on me that he would be a united fan in their natural habitat), ‘City, obviously, as we’re the only team in Manchester’
‘Oh well we’re top of the league!’
‘Ah you’re united… of course … I’m in Surrey… and you’re not top … dont say it, don’t say it.. Brighton are’
‘Oh… didn’t know that… anyway cantona is a legend’
‘Really? Mr kung fu?’
‘Yes’
‘The man who took the Munich charity for 250k?’
‘Oh…what?’
‘Yeah 250k and I presume you knew about the appalling treatment of the Munich families by united?’
‘Err what?’
‘You really don’t know United do you. Or that you bought the league?’
‘No that’s you!’
‘No, you floated on stock exchange, then you were valued at £20m for Knighton takeover and then spent that the next season on new players’
‘Err’

At this point his poor wife admitted she hated football, and I agreed, ‘so does your husband it seems’

A very satisfying chat at the end of a great 3rd night of the festival.

Top berting!

 

[Blue_Rossy]

until the end of October, City are on TV 5 times and United are on 8 times.... gotta ask... why?

They have to appease the Asian TV market etc. Still loads of Chinese saying ahhh wonaldo no1

 

[horlock_was_super]

Mid-day comedy on TNT on Saturday - Brighton v Scum.
If Mitomo's up for it - even Welbeck - could be hilarious.
Fingers crossed, hey, and they tumble down to where they belong.

Scum.

Nope.
They're back, haven't you heard?
Corner turned.
Back on track.
Consolidation season completed and a resounding success.
Second most successful team in the country at the moment.
Top four in the bag.
Brand spanking new tax payer super duper stadium incoming.
Zebra pants back in the wardrobe.
This is manches nytid we're talking about.

SCUM.
WTFAMu.
CTID
As you were Blues.