Stupid little things that bug you

Stanley Cups.

Up there with the Beats by Dre headphones as an accessory so unnecessarily big compared to the alternatives that they scream "look at me everybody!"
 
Probably catch a few with this, but FOC’s in really nice cars that drive like FOC’s. What’s the fucking point in spending all that money on something that was designed and built to go really fast if you’re going to drive so slow that you hold up a digger driver or a tractor.
Get your shopping delivered and FaceTime your friends and family, it’ll save the rest of us from driving with raised blood pressure.
 
Colin Bell (genuine name) said:
Probably catch a few with this, but FOC’s in really nice cars that drive like FOC’s. What’s the fucking point in spending all that money on something that was designed and built to go really fast if you’re going to drive so slow that you hold up a digger driver or a tractor.
Get your shopping delivered and FaceTime your friends and family, it’ll save the rest of us from driving with raised blood pressure.
Click to expand...
Totally agree. On a dual carriageway they are in the nearside lane doing 48mph.
An Hgv is having to overtake them which slows the rest of us down and they haven't got a scooby about the carnage they are causing.
I've told Mrs Mist that if I'm ever overtaken by an Hgv I will sack driving.
 
Blue Mist said:
Totally agree. On a dual carriageway they are in the nearside lane doing 48mph.
An Hgv is having to overtake them which slows the rest of us down and they haven't got a scooby about the carnage they are causing.
I've told Mrs Mist that if I'm ever overtaken by an Hgv I will sack driving.
Click to expand...
I liked that and just got done for doing 59 in a 50......( anyone know how many points that will be ?? )
 
Colin Bell (genuine name) said:
Probably catch a few with this, but FOC’s in really nice cars that drive like FOC’s. What’s the fucking point in spending all that money on something that was designed and built to go really fast if you’re going to drive so slow that you hold up a digger driver or a tractor.
Get your shopping delivered and FaceTime your friends and family, it’ll save the rest of us from driving with raised blood pressure.
Click to expand...
Ahh mate I now live in Southport and its a pain in the arse to get to because of FOC. They drive at 39mph everywhere, so you will be in a 50 zone and they are doing 39, you then go through a 30 zone and drop back and they still do 39 so they pull away etc.. does my nut in, sometimes you just have to overtake so that you do not commit murder! When you do overtake all you see is the FOC shaking their heads and calling you a mad man. Grrrrr
 
AirbagsOptionalTheReturn said:
Ahh mate I now live in Southport and its a pain in the arse to get to because of FOC. They drive at 39mph everywhere, so you will be in a 50 zone and they are doing 39, you then go through a 30 zone and drop back and they still do 39 so they pull away etc.. does my nut in, sometimes you just have to overtake so that you do not commit murder! When you do overtake all you see is the FOC shaking their heads and calling you a mad man. Grrrrr
Click to expand...
You pesky Young’uns need to slow down
 
Colin Bell (genuine name) said:
Probably catch a few with this, but FOC’s in really nice cars that drive like FOC’s. What’s the fucking point in spending all that money on something that was designed and built to go really fast if you’re going to drive so slow that you hold up a digger driver or a tractor.
Get your shopping delivered and FaceTime your friends and family, it’ll save the rest of us from driving with raised blood pressure.
Click to expand...
tbf dude if i spent a quarter mill on a car im going 2 mph so every fucker knows it lol
 
Motorway signs which advise of a lane closure but never say which lane.

Directional signs which are either smashed up or obscured by foliage so badly that you can't read them.

Speed restrictions which the car detects (although you haven't seen any signs!) initiating an unexpected brake application.

Roadworks signs on motorways instructing you to do 50mph even though the x miles of coned off road has no sign of anyone doing any work within it.

Tailgaters.

People driving at the wrong speed on roads, ie too fast or too slow.

Road intersections or junctions which are so close together that, even though you are listening to the instructions, you still take the wrong turning.

Overhead illuminated road signs displaying a speed restriction, in the wrong place, or the operator has been too slow in taking it off (the hazard having long since been removed).

Drivers who think that because they have bought an expensive car, that they own the road, or at least be in front of you.
 
Can I have another - local councils (Stockport in this case) who remove tarmac you can drive on and then complain about traffic jams which are caused as a direct result!

I've realised I have stacks like this related to Stockport MBC's mealy-mouthed councillors & traffic management people!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Unread Posts

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top