United Thread | 2024/25

[cheekybids]

Yeah, five PL titles to outdo our four all in two years.

I was meaning sacked with a pay off….

 

[flb]

To be honest, if Anorim was any good he wouldn't be going to the rags.

It snacks of a guy who knows his stock is high at the moment and is trying to cash in.

If captain dildo turned him down at West Ham I’d rather listen to him than the complete fucking idiots at old Trafford as to what makes a good manager , he’s competing in a league that’s akin to the championship , the narrative is that City May have wanted him based on our new incoming DOF, it was only three months ago they extended ETH’s contract , after him spunking another £160m on complete horsehsite , West Ham told him to fuck off , let that sink in.

 

[BerkshireBlue]

4 teams got a result against us at home that year. Liverpool, Spurs, Palace and Sporting. The second best side in the country, 2 of our bogey teams and Sporting. It's crazier to me that you think it should just be written off, and I'm 100% certain you'd not have said so last week.

I certainly would, any game where you're 5-0 up is a rubber duck to be used as a training exercise

 

[BerkshireBlue]

I honestly thought he was one of their best players. Surprised they were desperate to offload him

FFP, they had to sell a youth player

 

[heslops barnet]

I truly believe utd get royalties from every time pundits/media mention their full name.
Savage manage to get it in 3 times in 1 sentence the other week.
There can be no other explanation.
It just sounds forced and unnatural

Probably not even during a rag game as well?

 

[Mancity1980]

In between busby and the hard shoulder shitter they sacked managers for fun. Post GPC theyre going through coaches quicker.

I recall a convo with a silly billy red when GPC was in charge and we were sacking coaches aplenty, he came out with the immortal line, “well its not the united way to sack our coaches”

I replied that it was easy to fuckin say that when they had a generational manager who delivered trophies and bought he wished off whomever he wanted to

It was lost on the daft ****. Just mumbled “yernited way”

I was talking to a rag at work and told him that football managers were like relationships, it takes the length of the relationship to get over it, so a 5 year relationship takes 5 years for you to get over and move on. I went on to say you had 25 years of Busby and waited another 25 years until you get Fergie and so on. He paused for a moment and replied “that means we have 10 to 15 years of this rubbish?”. “Yep” I answered and I followed it with the obviously sarcastic lie :“it gives me no pleasure in saying that to you!”. He doesn’t talk to me much anymore!

 

[RodneyRodney]

Hey Frenkie, here’s some of the calibre of players you could’ve been playing with. Unfortunately our squad is now full of dross so you’ll never get such a chance

If Manchester United was a character in MASH , it would be Frank Burns

 

[Falcao]

I was talking to a rag at work and told him that football managers were like relationships, it takes the length of the relationship to get over it, so a 5 year relationship takes 5 years for you to get over and move on. I went on to say you had 25 years of Busby and waited another 25 years until you get Fergie and so on. He paused for a moment and replied “that means we have 10 to 15 years of this rubbish?”. “Yep” I answered and I followed it with the obviously sarcastic lie :“it gives me no pleasure in saying that to you!”. He doesn’t talk to me much anymore!

Maybe cos most people just wanna chat about the footy. Not relationships.

 

[Kippax77]

Probably not even during a rag game as well?

Yeah, probably while he was banging his missus

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Maybe cos most people just wanna chat about the footy. Not relationships.

What do you know about football, that would be worth listening to ?

 

[hertsblue]

Media wanking over the Rags strongest team beating Leicester reserves.
No doubt they get Southampton, Palace or Brentford at home next to add to Barnsley and Leicester reserves

 

[Falcao]

What do you know about football, that would be worth listening to ?

Not much. What time is the draw tonight?

 

[NZBlue]

Not much. What time is the draw tonight?

Don't bother. You just know the rags are going to be hone to Southampton

 

[NZBlue]

If Manchester United was a character in MASH , it would be Frank Burns

No- Klinger. No matter how many times you dress it up in all sorts of finery you just know exactly what's underneath

 

[SWPISHOME]

Not much. What time is the draw tonight?

You are an absolute bellend haha

You lot are 14th in the league, 21st in the Europa League, Managerless and over a billion quid worth of garbage of a squad...

Yet you ask "What time is the draw tonight?"

Scraping at the barrell.

Come back when you lot win 4 in a row, You fucking inbred twat.

 

[N1985]

Not much. What time is the draw tonight?

Haha look who's back, fucking daft rag twat. Surprised that Spurs **** who used to waffle shit on here hasn't rocked up

 

[Kippax77]

Has anyone checked on Tent Peg yet?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Vote van horseface.

He can turn corners and is cheap....come on scruffy Jim you know it makes monetary sense.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Not much. What time is the draw tonight?

No idea .

but I'll let you off because apart from hanging a round like a bad smell, just like the rags, you don't get many chances to gloat .

Any Div 2 teams left in the competition ?

 

[N1985]

Has anyone checked on Tent Peg yet?

He's fine. Currently trying to to figure out what he's going to do with his 17 million quid he's rinsed out of them.