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He'll make no difference what so ever, and I for one can't wait to see which 3 he plays at the back.
What are the odds he comes in and tries to play his own style like ten Haag did. Then after getting pumped for a few games and the piss can screaming “play the united way!” In his ear and realising their players are absolute wank he’ll switch to hoof ball
 
I am completely and utterly flabbergasted that Manchester United confidently believe that bringing in a manager who has some (but not a great deal of) pedigree is going to turn their fortunes around almost instantly.

I don't think they're going to get a great deal of the "new manager bounce".

I sincerely think he could be gone before he even gets his feet under the table - two/three months? They will not tolerate failure, though in fairness to them they should be used to it by now.

My prediction: He will not be there at the start of next season.
Certainly if he gets off to a shit start and they’re still in the bottom half after 3-5 games the pressure will be insane.
 
What are the odds he comes in and tries to play his own style like ten Haag did. Then after getting pumped for a few games and the piss can screaming “play the united way!” In his ear and realising their players are absolute wank he’ll switch to hoof ball
They were terrible today. Hoofball from start to finish. Their players can't control the ball and pass it. Just one big hoof into the channels and then another big hoof into the box. It's still the 1990's down at the swamp. Happy days.
 
Well boys it’s all over!
A work colleague who actually went today couldn’t wait to tell me what was being touted as gospel today at the swamp by text - never usually does.
City’s injury crisis isn’t an injury crisis at all! The players have downed tools due to…… yep you’ve guessed it we’ve lost the 115 case.
The guy that’s telling all who will listen apparently ‘knows someone high up’ at the swamp so it must be true.
I was having to go up in the loft next month for the Christmas decorations so I will wait until then to get my old Chelsea scarf does anyone know if they are still sponsored by Commodore?
 
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Well boys it’s all over!
A work colleague who actually went today couldn’t wait to tell what was being touted as gospel today at the swamp by text - never usually does.
City’s injury crisis isn’t an injury crisis at all! The players have downed tools due to…… yep you’ve guessed it we’ve lost the 115 case.
The guy that’s telling all who will listen apparently ‘knows someone high up’ at the swamp so it must be true.
I was having to go up in the loft next month for the Christmas decorations so I will wait until then to get my old Chelsea scarf does anyone know if they are still sponsored by Commodore?
Ah well, it's been a blast!
 
Well boys it’s all over!
A work colleague who actually went today couldn’t wait to tell what was being touted as gospel today at the swamp by text - never usually does.
City’s injury crisis isn’t an injury crisis at all! The players have downed tools due to…… yep you’ve guessed it we’ve lost the 115 case.
The guy that’s telling all who will listen apparently ‘knows someone high up’ at the swamp so it must be true.
I was having to go up in the loft next month for the Christmas decorations so I will wait until then to get my old Chelsea scarf does anyone know if they are still sponsored by Commodore?
Oh fuck, is that legit ? It would explain a lot of things.
To make matter worse the charity shop I gave my Chelsea shirt to has sold it.

Come on, own up which one of you lot bought it?
 
That nonce protecting, City hating bastien of filth just can not help themselves when it comes to these cunts! It took Pep years of winning trophy after trophy before getting a documentary. This fuckers not even started work yet and he's got one! And just for good measure, the football shows got his ugly mush and their scummy fucking badge all over it. God I fuckin hate em!
 

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Well boys it’s all over!
A work colleague who actually went today couldn’t wait to tell me what was being touted as gospel today at the swamp by text - never usually does.
City’s injury crisis isn’t an injury crisis at all! The players have downed tools due to…… yep you’ve guessed it we’ve lost the 115 case.
The guy that’s telling all who will listen apparently ‘knows someone high up’ at the swamp so it must be true.
I was having to go up in the loft next month for the Christmas decorations so I will wait until then to get my old Chelsea scarf does anyone know if they are still sponsored by Commodore?
He's a knows nowt fucker.
The truth is the Sheik has got bored and is selling up ;)
 
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