Media discussion - 2024/25

[Damocles]

No words can do this justice

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...pep-guardiola-mouth-great-expectorations-spit

What on Earth is this??

 

[Centurions]

No words can do this justice

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...pep-guardiola-mouth-great-expectorations-spit

Almost 1,000 words to talk about Pep's spit. A new low for the Grauniad?

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

What on Earth is this??

I’m not clicking, anybody got a synopsis?

 

[ballbag]

the rwanda one has always bothered me, i would love someone to show me the uptick in rwandas tourism industry in comparison with the sponsorship costs because at no point in human history has anyone said, where do you fancy going on holiday this year love? how about a couple of weeks in rwanda i hear the genocide is lovely this time of year, talk about fair market value.

Sportswashing - but only if its us.

 

[Sheik Battle and Goal]

Watching a typical golf shot on the TV - "Grass grass grass grass sky sky sky sky grass grass grass grass"

Jeez. Don’t mention the word sky on here once never mind 4 times.

 

[manimanc]

I’m not clicking, anybody got a synopsis?

Upper class poppet turned on by the saliva of Pep Guardiola.

 

[bluemanchester]

No words can do this justice

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...pep-guardiola-mouth-great-expectorations-spit

And this is a British main stream newspaper supposedly intellectual.
I've spit better.
I know it should have been sh×t better, but it's for the artistic merit that I changed it ;-)

 

[blueju]

You can’t deport an illegal immigrant there, but you can book a holiday. Wtaf.

Arse profiting from the billions in foreign aid Rwanda receives each year to help its people.

 

[mancboy]

Upper class poppet turned on by the saliva of Pep Guardiola.

poppet?

 

[blueju]

Has he looked at Inter Miami to see Messi $150m contract!

Organic

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

What on Earth is this??

1/10 to end up in the next Pseuds Corner

 

[Damocles]

I’m not clicking, anybody got a synopsis?

No I can't even explain what that is supposed to be about

 

[55yr old teenager]

to be fair golf has ruined itself by being a piss poor excuse for a sport, that lacks excitement, athletism and basically just being shit,

I agree it's like watching paint dry. The only exception to that is i do enjoy watching thr Ryder Cup.

 

[Blue Pete]

I went to Rwanda on holiday this year, great food, scenery, architecture, weather, crystal blue water, had a fantastic time.

Oh wait I'm thinking of Sorrento, I've heard Rwanda is a dump although of you're into mass graves it comes a close third to Poland and Cambodia.

 

[johnevans]

No words can do this justice

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...pep-guardiola-mouth-great-expectorations-spit

Weird, or what?!

Mind, I recall from Bible studies as a kid that Jesus Christ cured the deaf and the blind using his spit/saliva. Divinity in action.

Maybe at Pep's next press conference the collection of Gadarene swine that makes up the football press corps could line up so that Pep could gob on them, thereby curing them all of their piggish behaviours, as well as taking away their collective deafness and blindness to what the Red Cartel and sundry European clubs have been up to (in cahoots with UEFA and the PL) in attacking our club since 2008?

Just a thought..

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I agree it's like watching paint dry. The only exception to that is i do enjoy watching thr Ryder Cup.

The excitable fuck yeah high fiving Yanks have fucked that up these days as well

 

[bigA]

No words can do this justice

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...pep-guardiola-mouth-great-expectorations-spit

And if they describe our recent form as total disintegration, what words would they use for the shower of shit at the swamp? Total annihilation?

 

[bakerdave76]

I’m not clicking, anybody got a synopsis?

This

 

[BlueFurn]

This

Scouse twat spits?

 

[Donmcfc]

Watching a typical golf shot on the TV - "Grass grass grass grass sky sky sky sky grass grass grass grass"

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