United Thread | 2024/25

[TinFoilHat]

They want to catch a clip of Rooney wanking in the pews

Is that his latest 'special nan' name?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Jamie Jackson just said these idiots are prepared to listen to offers for Mainoo, Garnacho and Hojlund.

 

[King Jay]

Jamie Jackson just said these idiots are prepared to listen to offers for Mainoo, Garnacho and Hojlund.

Wouldn’t mind Mainoo. Get him. Need English players anyways since Grealish, Stones and Walker will leave within 2 years

 

[waspish]

Jamie Jackson just said these idiots are prepared to listen to offers for Mainoo, Garnacho and Hojlund.

They don't want to be docked points so selling a couple of favourites! Clubs should know they are in the shit so should stay well away from any of there cast offs! Let them rot

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

That club will literally do anything to stay in the press , let’s show our togetherness as a club , when only a few months ago they lay off 250 staff and get rid of the best manager they’ve ever had , they’re a complete joke , but unfortunately they’re the press darlings in the uk , and it started 66 years ago , and has just gathered momentum in the Ferguson years.

All via sympathy as well

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Jamie Jackson just said these idiots are prepared to listen to offers for Mainoo, Garnacho and Hojlund.

I've got a couple of quality street left from Christmas.
I expect some change though

 

[bluemc]

 

[KS55]

Phil Jones imitations thrown in.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Phil Jones imitations thrown in.

Should inflate the price a little.........

 

[KS55]

Wouldn’t mind Mainoo. Get him. Need English players anyways since Grealish, Stones and Walker will leave within 2 years

Inconsistent and somewhat erratic.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Inconsistent and somewhat erratic.

And absolute mediocrity

 

[freshie]

Fire sale at the swamp cos of PSR? Haha hoisted by your own petard you rag cunts

 

[Really_here]

Fire sale at the swamp cos of PSR? Haha hoisted by your own petard you rag cunts

Remember Catweazle is in charge now, they need more income, I'm sure he'd sell Amorim if the right offer came in and they could....

 

[TinFoilHat]

Someone tell Kavah we're putting in a bid for Amad and see the piss boiling.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Fire sale at the swamp cos of PSR? Haha hoisted by your own petard you rag cunts

Might raise enough for the deposit on a five year old Ford Focus.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

"Manchester United are even open to accepting credible offers for the likes of Leny Yoro, Noussair Mazraoui, Matthijs de Ligt, Manuel Ugarte and Joshua Zirkzee."

Even open to?
Why not they are all shite

 

[Vienna_70]

My heart fucking bleeds!

Karma is almost as beautiful as Schadenfreude!

 

[JASR]

Has the day of the week got a d, a, or y in it,?
Yes!
It must be the day for another absolutely pointless (to the un blinkered world) Man Utd puff piece on the bbc website

 

[denislawsbackheel]

That's the Garnacho they paid Atletico £400,000 for is it?
Homegrown my arse.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

That's the Garnacho they paid Atletico £400,000 for is it?
Homegrown my arse.

Was just going to post that when I reached the end of the thread.